re: Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.

Alexandria shows up on a three day meth bender.

Monroe is the fat guy that all he’s thinking about is food.

Baton Rouge is the pompous douche who won’t stop talking about going out on his boat.

Shreveport is about to fight somebody.

New Orleans is the hot babe looking for coke.

Lafayette and Lake Charles are having a competition of who can shotgun the most beers in the front yard.