re: There is a Tattoo Epidemic in the South.

I have seen guys who had a tattoo of their kid’s handprint or a portrait and a birthdate on their chest. I wonder what a woman thinks when she’s having sex with the guy? She can’t avoid looking at them and it’s like having your toddler in bed with you. It’s freaking creepy as all get out.

I’m glad folks with tattoos don’t have any ragrets because most people who see them on you immediately think you’re a shallow-minded simpleton piece of trash who probably installed a huge whale tale on your Honda Civic when you were a teen. Grow up.