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re: Let’s hear a Joke
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:40 pm to jb4
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:40 pm to jb4
Old one I'm sure everyone has heard at some point:
Two guys are fishing off of a pier. They were drinking more beer than catching fish so both had to piss.
First guy unzips and let's loose, and brags to his buddy, "Man, this water is a lot colder than I figured it would be."
His buddy just laughs and says, "Yeah, it's a lot deeper than I thought too."
Two guys are fishing off of a pier. They were drinking more beer than catching fish so both had to piss.
First guy unzips and let's loose, and brags to his buddy, "Man, this water is a lot colder than I figured it would be."
His buddy just laughs and says, "Yeah, it's a lot deeper than I thought too."
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Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:43 pm to IAmNERD
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who is best at his job. So each one goes into the woods to find a bear and try to convert it.
Later, they all get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion."
The minister says: "I found a bear by the stream and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him."
They both look down to the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher in a full body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I should not have started with the circumcision."
Later, they all get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion."
The minister says: "I found a bear by the stream and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him."
They both look down to the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher in a full body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I should not have started with the circumcision."
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