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re: Give me your best Boudreaux/Thibodeaux joke

Posted on 5/29/22 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 5/29/22 at 2:28 pm to
Credit to covlatiger from a 2008 thread:

Boudreaux and his wife Clotilde were having marital problems. It seems Clotilde was unable to achieve an orgasm, and they wondered if there might be a medical reason for her frigidity.

Their little fishing village didn't have a doctor, so they consulted the local vet, who scratched his head a few moments and opined, "It might be stress. Sometimes when we breed cows, the female gets a little stressed out by that big old bull, so we fan her with a blanket until she calms down and becomes more receptive. Maybe that would work for Clotilde."

So Boudreaux and Clotilde hired a strapping young man from Lafayette to fan them with a towel while they made love. The young man waved the towel vigorously while Boudreaux sweated and grunted, but sadly, Clotilde still didn't reach climax.

They reported their disappointing results to the vet, who suggested, "Change the circumstances around. Have the young man make love to Clotilde while you wave the towel."

So the strapping young man made love to Clotilde while Boudreaux fanned them with a towel, and Clotilde experienced multiple, thunderous orgasms.

As Clotilde and the young man lay there sweating and satiated, Boudreaux leaned over them and said smugly...

"Now dat, young man...is how you wave a towel."
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