re: Dead Man Walking: Retired colonel speaks out on Russian TV

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We need to resolve this situation.

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It really shouldn't be that difficult. History is full of cutting deals to end unpopular wars. And this war is unpopular in Russia. All Putin has to do is find something to save face.

Putin: 'Give me all the golf courses in Ukraine and I shall remove my military and leave you in peace. But it must include the Golden Gate Golf Club in Koncha Zaspa.'

Zelensky (realizing that is Ukraine's only golf course):
'OK, but you must pay for all the damage this war has caused.'

Putin: 'No! However, we shall continue to let Ukrainians play the course without green fees.'

Zelensky: 'Done!'