re: Thoughts on a bidet?

Every week or two this pops up. I had this discussion with friend a week ago. Let's just say this guy uses large quantities of toilet paper every time he shites. You all know what that means. And he has to use a heavy duty wash cycle to clean his drawers. So I told him if he hooked up a Brondell Eco Seat S102 for about 150 bucks he would cut his toilet paper use by 90% and his drawers would always clean up nice. And he like most of us in the US said "I ain't gonna use no bidet". Oooh, how am I ever going to use cold water on my hot butthole in Colorado. I explained that cold winter water heats up fast on an arse. If you are on the fence just understand what I'm saying.