re: High School Reunion Stories

I went to my 30th reunion, which was an evening affair. My wife had to work late so I went on ahead and she was to meet me there. I sat at a table near the entrance with my back to the door and was chatting with one of the guys I hadn't seen in years, who was seated across from me. He observed that someone had a nice Porsche in the parking lot, and I acknowledged it was mine. The next thing he said was, "I guess you're also going to tell me you're married to a beautiful woman." As fate would have it, he then looked over my shoulder at the door and his mouth dropped open. After staring for a few seconds he looked back at me and just said emphatically, "NO". Without looking, I just nodded. She was 30 and a former Miss USA contestant. Born the year we had graduated.