re: Bachelor (or Bachelorette) Parties

Went to my buddies at a local, nasty strip joint when I was 25 or so and still single at the time but was with my eventual wife. Everybody was hammered including myself, went to a “private showing” with about 5 other random dudes. One tried to pick a fight with the groom because he was “hitting on his girl” so the threw all of us out instead of just the “boyfriend”. He slashed my buddy’s tire and we spent the next 45 minutes trying to put on a spare tire in the dark and drunk. We had all sobered up pretty well by the time we got the tire on and went back around 12:30 am or so. The stripper who gave us a private show earlier felt bad and asked us to give her a ride home. The whole ride there she made out with a groomsman and we all waited in the car while he slept with her at what looked like an abandoned gas station from the outside. He spent the next year or so worrying about whether or not he had HIV lol