re: For Those Seeking Reinstatement To The Site...

1. Username: Archer
2. Estimated length of suspension:
One full quarter of a year....ish
3. Is this their first suspension?
Probably
4. What they did to get suspended?
Porn. BUT....it set records because the admins were either drunk, asleep, or taking care of hamsters. It isn't his fault it was allowed to stay up for like an hour....ish.
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?
Pretty sure he has never been banned.
6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future? Of course.
7. Lavish praise for the Admin team:
Archer says the admin team here is the greatest he has ever seen. That is why he gave them such gifts upon his parting. He now knows such gifts are frowned upon here.

ETA: #FreeArcher