re: New phrases/sayings that grind your gears.

When people ask a weird or stupid arse fricking question and at the end they say, "I'm asking for a friend."

Bitch we know that's a fricking lie. You're asking for you not a friend. Own up to your fricking stupid questions. It's bull shite.

Knock on wood is another one too. It's another stupid phrase and I will literally hear it a dozen times a day.