re: Worst place you've thrown up

My high school buddy’s girlfriend deposited the rare trifecta in his car. She had been sick for a week with the flu in 1972. She just started feeling good enough for them to go to a Mardi Gras ball on the weekend. She felt like she was okay to drink, and had too many. They were headed home, and she pissed on herself, then lost control while sobbing, and vomited and shite on herself in his car.