re: Madden’s video game wasnt great for the U.S. as it helped establish a plantation cosplay

These poor football players, driving their sports cars, impregnating women at a pace never before observed by modern man. Won't someone think of the poor sports stars? How much more can we dehumanize them...should we pay them more? Heavy is the head, that carries the burden of being vastly overpaid. I pray our children will right this wrong...and end the modern slavery that is...the NFL.

Now somebody dehumanize this Doctor by giving him an ultimate wedgie. fricking nerd.