re: What story do you have about a restaurant being ridiculously out of something?

I love Phil's so this is not a knock on them, but Phil's was out of Saltines two weeks in a row for oyster night. We ended up bringing a sleeve of our own and keeping it in the car on next visit just in case.

The only thing I can think of as to why they didn't just get some from the store, is that Saltines from the store aren't individually wrapped, so they didn't want to just serve them on plates to people?