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I actually had this happen to me many years ago. My date at the time had a bit too much red wine. We fell asleep in my bed and later in the night I feel wetness. I thought she had peed but then the smell came! Yikes!!! It was bad bc she could not stop either. I had to get her into the shower just to keep her from crapping all over my room

Ever heard the Ed Sheeran song “shape of you.”?

Well years back my buddy had this floozy from Boston who he saw off and on and one night they must have done a little back door action and left a present in his bed.

So we see her out one night across the bar and that song comes on, and when it comes to the “last night you were in my room” part , we both look at each other and simultaneously say “now my bedsheets smell like poo.”

We died laughing.

This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 2:55 pm

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Posted by Perrydawg

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Posted on 12/3/21 at 6:57 pm to fr33manator

My wife (girlfriend) at the time and myself met up with my family for my moms birthday about a year after we started dating. We went to a hibachi restaurant and whatever spice they used on the steak didn’t sit well with my stomach. We were making small talk with my folks but I could feel the bubble guts starting. We got done and I told her I would drop her off at her apartment and I was going to run to my apartment which was about 10 minutes away. On the drive there I wasn’t gonna make it the ten minutes to my apartment I was sweating and white knuckling the steering wheel. So I asked her if I could use hers bathroom. I proceeded to Dumb and dumber shite in her bathroom. I absolutely destroyed that toilet and the smell was terrible and she had no spray. She had to pee soon after and I could hear here gagging as she went.

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