The Current State of Affairs in the Big 12/SEC

Dirty Germans?

Nope the entire Big 12 is Poland circa September 1939.

Germany is the Pac 12 and the SEC is the Soviet Union.

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Andy_Staples Andy Staples
RT @bdroberts816: SEC =West Germany. Big 12= East Germany. only 1 country needed a wall to keep people in.

"What was the nation's happiest city Thursday night? College Station, Texas. A stable Big 12 means Baylor no longer has any reason to threaten a lawsuit against the SEC for taking Texas A&M. This paves the way for the Aggies to pack their bags and leave the dysfunction behind. Texas A&M will be that sibling that marries up and then spends all his time with his wife's family. And who can blame Texas A&M for that? The Big 12 is the type of family where the reunions end with someone waving a knife and screaming "I'll cut all of you!" as the police pull into the driveway. In the SEC, they spend their family reunions in Destin, Fla., counting money by the Gulf of Mexico and then watching their wives spend the windfall at the outlet mall across the street from the hotel."

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Who's the Hamburgler supposed to be?

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so the big 12 is a huge empire and the SEC is a fractured state?

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History my friend, history.