Southern Checklist I borrowed from another site.

1. Do you like college football? Yes.
2. Do you dip or chew tobacco? No.
3. Are you religious? No.
4. Do you drink sweet tea? Yes.
5. Do you own a truck? No.
6. Are you conservative? No.
7. Do you like Nascar? No.
8. Do you live south of the Mason Dixon line? Yes.
9. Did your ancestors fight for the confederacy? Yes.
10. Do you love Walmart? No.
11. Do you love Waffle House hashbrowns? Yes.
12. Do you own 5 or more firearms? No.
13a. Do you know what "Chitterlings" and "Mountain Oysters" are? Yes. / No.
13b. If yes, do you eat them anyways? No.
14. When you hear a tornado siren, is that your queue to go outside and look for a funnel? No.
15. Have your or your friends scheduled a wedding/funeral around a football game? No.
16. When you refer to a soft drink, do you call it "Coke" even if it's a Pepsi product? No.
17. When you eat Asian food, do you always call it "Chinese food" regardless of the fact that it might be korean, japanese, or thai? No.
18. Do you measure distance in minutes instead of miles? ...what?
19. Is "yall" a word? Yes.
20. Do you always say "sir" or "ma'am" if there is even a chance someone is 30 seconds older than you? Yes.

Ouch. That's what? 7.5 affirmatives out of 20? God I fricking fail as a Southerner. That's like 38% or something.

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Ouch. That's what? 7.5 affirmatives out of 20? God I fricking fail as a Southerner.

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No, Mizzou does.

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1. Do you like college football? Yes
2. Do you dip or chew tobacco? No
3. Are you religious? No
4. Do you drink sweet tea? No
5. Do you own a truck? No
6. Are you conservative? No
7. Do you like Nascar? No
8. Do you live south of the Mason Dixon line? Yes
9. Did your ancestors fight for the confederacy? Probably
10. Do you love Walmart? No
11. Do you love Waffle House hashbrowns? No
12. Do you own 5 or more firearms? No
13a. Do you know what "Chitterlings" and "Mountain Oysters" are? No, yes
13b. If yes, do you eat them anyways? No
14. When you hear a tornado siren, is that your queue to go outside and look for a funnel? Yes
15. Have your or your friends scheduled a wedding/funeral around a football game? Yes
16. When you refer to a soft drink, do you call it "Coke" even if it's a Pepsi product? Yes
17. When you eat Asian food, do you always call it "Chinese food" regardless of the fact that it might be korean, japanese, or thai? No
18. Do you measure distance in minutes instead of miles? No
19. Is "yall" a word? Yes
20. Do you always say "sir" or "ma'am" if there is even a chance someone is 30 seconds older than you? Used to.

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8 for me. Not sure what that means though.

Yep. One or the other.

If you have to look at lists, create list, ask TD.com if you've to a good list to see if you're southern....there is a good chance you are not. And your school isn't either.

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1. Do you like college football? Yes
2. Do you dip or chew tobacco? No
3. Are you religious? No
4. Do you drink sweet tea? No
5. Do you own a truck? No
6. Are you conservative? No
7. Do you like Nascar? No
8. Do you live south of the Mason Dixon line? No
9. Did your ancestors fight for the confederacy? No
10. Do you love Walmart? No
11. Do you love Waffle House hashbrowns? Yes
12. Do you own 5 or more firearms? No
13a. Do you know what "Chitterlings" and "Mountain Oysters" are? Yes
13b. If yes, do you eat them anyways? No
14. When you hear a tornado siren, is that your queue to go outside and look for a funnel? No
15. Have your or your friends scheduled a wedding/funeral around a football game? Yes
16. When you refer to a soft drink, do you call it "Coke" even if it's a Pepsi product? Yes
17. When you eat Asian food, do you always call it "Chinese food" regardless of the fact that it might be korean, japanese, or thai? No
18. Do you measure distance in minutes instead of miles? Yes
19. Is "yall" a word? No
20. Do you always say "sir" or "ma'am" if there is even a chance someone is 30 seconds older than you? No

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Good heavens! I really belong to the PAC 12

1. Do you like college football? YES
2. Do you dip or chew tobacco? NO
3. Are you religious? NO
4. Do you drink sweet tea? yes
5. Do you own a truck? yes
6. Are you conservative? not really
7. Do you like Nascar? yes
8. Do you live south of the Mason Dixon line? yes
9. Did your ancestors fight for the confederacy? probably
10. Do you love Walmart? no
11. Do you love Waffle House hashbrowns? yes
12. Do you own 5 or more firearms? yes
13a. Do you know what "Chitterlings" and "Mountain Oysters" are? yes
13b. If yes, do you eat them anyways? no
14. When you hear a tornado siren, is that your queue to go outside and look for a funnel? no
15. Have your or your friends scheduled a wedding/funeral around a football game? yes
16. When you refer to a soft drink, do you call it "Coke" even if it's a Pepsi product? yes
17. When you eat Asian food, do you always call it "Chinese food" regardless of the fact that it might be korean, japanese, or thai? no
18. Do you measure distance in minutes instead of miles? sometimes
19. Is "yall" a word? yes
20. Do you always say "sir" or "ma'am" if there is even a chance someone is 30 seconds older than you? yes

guess I'm more southern than I thought.

1. Do you like college football? Yes
2. Do you dip or chew tobacco? No
3. Are you religious? Yes
4. Do you drink sweet tea? Yes
5. Do you own a truck? Yes
6. Are you conservative? YES
7. Do you like Nascar? Sorta...Carl Edwards....Columbia, Mo native
8. Do you live south of the Mason Dixon line? No
9. Did your ancestors fight for the confederacy? Yes
10. Do you love Walmart? No
11. Do you love Waffle House hashbrowns? YES!!!
12. Do you own 5 or more firearms? YES
13a. Do you know what "Chitterlings" and "Mountain Oysters" are? Yes
13b. If yes, do you eat them anyways? When I visit my dad
14. When you hear a tornado siren, is that your queue to go outside and look for a funnel? Of Course
15. Have your or your friends scheduled a wedding/funeral around a football game? Weddings, Yes
16. When you refer to a soft drink, do you call it "Coke" even if it's a Pepsi product? Soda
17. When you eat Asian food, do you always call it "Chinese food" regardless of the fact that it might be korean, japanese, or thai? yes, who doesnt?
18. Do you measure distance in minutes instead of miles? yes
19. Is "yall" a word? yes
20. Do you always say "sir" or "ma'am" if there is even a chance someone is 30 seconds older than you? no not always

Im more southern or more stereotypically southern than some of you Lol

There's southern & then there is southern La. (south of I-10).

6/20. I fail the southern stereotype test.

Number 18. Of course you measure distance by minutes when giving someone directions. 20 miles could be 20 minutes or over an hour. Miles don't mean anything unless you are walking or riding a bike.