What's the scoop, Chicken?

Questions of the hour:
1) Has UM offered to Ferentz, if so will he accept?
2) If not Ferentz is not offered/doesn't accept, is it Miles? Is it fair to assume IF UM offers job to Miles, he definitely accepts?
3) Is Pelini gone to Neb? If so, when does he leave, or does he coach thru SECCG and bowl game?
4) If Pelini leaves, who coaches defense?
5) If Miles leaves, does Bertman have a short list, if so, who is on that list, and who is the betting line favorite on being the next LSU head coach?

Does anyone have any solid info, or just BS?