Realistic Coach Change Predictions

Ok, enough w/ the ridiculous assertions. These are totally rational and realistic, none of that pipe dream stuff.


Mississipi State lures Jimmy Johnson out of the booth.

Rich Rod leaves UM supposedly for AU, but on the way down a funny thing happened. Les jumps at the UM offer, and RR's plane diverts to BTR where a quickie contract is signed.

A relative unknown, Dooley, lands the AU job.

Pete Carroll returns to the NFL for another crack at failure.

USC hires Tuberville who actually goes on to meet the expectaions of that all that talent.

FA (Charles Weiss) colesterol level prohibits him from returning and the domers throw 7 large at $$$. Of course $$$ can't pass it up.

In a desperation move after not jumping on T. Bowden who takes the UW job, the GUMPS are forced to rehire SHULA.

At the end of the Day Jimmy Sexton has doubled his Net Worth.

BTW, SOS is sitting in columbia, SC wondering where it all went wrong and why he was left out.

All you have to do is look at the facts and see that this is the only realistic scenario.