Dear Les,

If you don't remember, it's colder than a witch's teet in a brass bra up here!!! You've gotta kick the ice out of your wheel wells or your tires make an awful grinding sound when you roll down the street!!! Even if you have millions of dollars, you still can slip and break a hip on the icey walk-ways!!! Oh, yeah, and Michigan fans whine just as much...if not MORE than LSU fans!!!

Take my advice...stay in da bayou!