Steve Sarkisian Was Asked About The Viral Monkey Attack Story From This Week

"Everybody's got something to hide- 'cept for Me & My Monkey..."

Banks' ex-wife is laughing her arse off while cashing this month's alimony check.

A good reporter would have followed up asking if the ghetto tig o bitty stripper gf of a coach was a distraction for the team, and if she's used in recruiting visits....asking for a friend who happens to be the dad of a recruit aged kid.