Running Clemson Fan Holding Child Wipes Out On College GameDay

I watched a drunk Clemson fan (in orange, head to toe, easily tree-fiddy) roll down the steps in GA Dome with a nacho in each hand.
It wasn't until he got wedged beneath the guard rail at the bottom that someone yelled "it's the MF'n Great Pumpkin!"

Read this as a clemson fan was "holding child wipes." As in ass-cleaning wipes for a child. smh

Did the title give it away?

Is that a child he's holding?