Yasiel Puig Is Now Hitting HRs For The Toronto Maple Leafs Of Canadian Baseball League

his was in Canada and there was a town called Kitchener in Canada. And the railroad cops were tough boy, even tougher than the real cops. They had a law of their own the railroad cops. But, there were not a railroad cop tougher than Kitchener Leslie. Oh Boy. He was well known for beating hobos to death. He would beat them to death. So what the railroad bums would all do is as Kitchener approached they would hop off, to avoid being beaten to death by Kitchener Leslie you know.