Tyrann Mathieu Reveals He Almost Died Trying To Pass A Drug Test At LSU

Bro was drinking bleach to cover up some weed. Was it that serious to smoke?

I wanted to say something about natural selection, but I couldn’t come up with anything that would be remotely appropriate.

We’re all flawed. Tyrann has owned his mistakes and become a man. I admire him and appreciate what he does for our school.

He’s a true honey badger. A cobra can bite the honey badger and it survives. Mathieu can drink bleach and keep going. Remarkable.

Or maybe he could stop being a fricking drug head for a few months. Jesus.