75-year-old Australian golfer, John Lahiff, is recovering in the hospital after being bitten by a crocodile while trying to retrieve a lost ball from a course pond at the Palmer Sea Reef course in Port Douglas, Queensland. I'll let him tell the story...

He doesn't seem too traumatized.
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Rebel Land Shark110 months
The video's gone
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ElTigre110 months
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.
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Captain Lafitte110 months
Where is Mick Dundee?
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LSU 318 LSU110 months
He should go back for that crocs eye ball
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mglsu21110 months
Dammit Larry, Geoff McClure is the crocodile farming consultant. The golfer is John Lahiff.
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