Sergio Garcia Blamed Bad Lasagna For Shooting 75, Missing Out On Qualifying For The Open

Common sense tells you that even good lasagna is a roll of the dice before a sporting even.

This clown is an excuse machine. He never accepts responsibility for his own actions.

I’ve been playing golf for 35 years and there is not a chance in hell you’d catch me eating lasagna at the turn. Or before a round. And I can eat a whole arse tray of that shite.

This guy is a gem of a human.