Shark Bites Woman, Goes To Hospital With It Still Attached To Her Arm

Just another dindu. No seriously, it must've been trying to..... Nurse. Get it??? Ha!!! ...or it woke up that morning with an identity crises, and felt like it was a human baby that day. Gosh, I'm so funny...

I've always heard that nurse sharks are not aggressive. The woman must have called it a derogatory name that provoked the fish.

my 8 inch blade would make that little sucker release real quick

Lol you call that thing a shark? I would whoop its arse.

looks more like a catfish than a shark