Hey Rex -- pay particular attention to #10 -- it definitely will affect YOU and Maggie!
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter
the trailer park.”
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “An apple a
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the coveralls with
a Goodwill brand tag.
4. Where it says, “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges,” it’s not a typographical error.
3. The only expense that is 100% covered is “embalming.”
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
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