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re: You got any Old Guy Sayings?

Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
Get off my lawn.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12595 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

could eat the south end out of a north bound mule'


Guy I worked with said he was so hungry he could eat the rice out of a dead Chinaman’s arse.
Posted by cici
Ville Platte
Member since Aug 2011
54 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:24 pm to
Good meat is not cheap, and cheap meat is not good.

The rich people do the dancing and the poor people pay the band.
Posted by NWLAtiger55
Haynesville
Member since Jun 2014
556 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:28 pm to
“That ole boy looks like he smelled shite and liked it”
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:34 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Don’t know whether to shite or go blind

Just close one eye and fart
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:35 pm to
Went over like a fart in church.

Gone like a fart in the wind.
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13342 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:36 pm to
Used to have a baseball coach who would say “ that field is hard as a preacher’s dick”
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23583 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:38 pm to
"busier than a cat on a greased tin roof"

"first rattle out of the box"
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:38 pm to
Too wet to plow
Posted by PawnMaster
Down Yonder
Member since Nov 2014
1649 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Guy I worked with said he was so hungry he could eat the rice out of a dead Chinaman’s arse.


Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8796 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:41 pm to
"going round Robinson's Barn" when someone tells a story and gets distracted and verbose

"A good cigar is a smoke" from a poem by Rudyard Kipling

Slicker than pig/goose/chicken sh*t
Posted by PawnMaster
Down Yonder
Member since Nov 2014
1649 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

His mouth overloads his arse.


or

'Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your puppy dog arse'
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56582 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Guy I worked with said he was so hungry he could eat the rice out of a dead Chinaman’s arse.
going up a hogs arse looking for a ham sandwich
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56582 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

busier than a cat on a greased tin roo
shaking like a cat shitting peach seeds
Posted by thedentist45
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2008
559 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 3:13 pm to
Lost as a blind mule in a snowstorm
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3538 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 3:14 pm to
This really brings back memories of my dad. I honestly heard him say this to me a hundred times, "Boy, you're just shoveling shite in the sea."

I hope he is resting in peace.
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Man4others
Member since Aug 2017
2070 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 3:18 pm to
Holy Mackerel
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18951 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 3:27 pm to
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14672 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Too wet to plow

No such thing. Unless we're talking about the weather or something.
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