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Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:58 pm to BlastOff
Dull as a Dutchman's razor. A Dutchman's razor is a piece of shite.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:59 pm to chryso
Hotter than a go cart muffler
If it took a quarter to go around the world i couldn’t make it out of sight
Can’t spell cat even if spotted the C and T
If it took a quarter to go around the world i couldn’t make it out of sight
Can’t spell cat even if spotted the C and T
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:07 pm to tigerfoot
I’ll put something on you that Ajax won’t take off
Don’t know whether to shite or go blind
“Ever seen a 1-legged man in an arse kicking contest?”- my old man, who was 1-legged
Don’t know whether to shite or go blind
“Ever seen a 1-legged man in an arse kicking contest?”- my old man, who was 1-legged
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:09 pm to tigerfoot
When complaining or giving a shitty opinion....the other person would say....
"That and 2 bits will get you a cup of coffee"
"That and 2 bits will get you a cup of coffee"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:13 pm to BlastOff
Quieter than a mouse pissing on cotton
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:15 pm to Sweltering Chill
No Roughhousing in here!
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:19 pm to Paluka
“Over there smiling like a queer in a peter patch”
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:20 pm to chryso
'He didn't know whether to shite or go blind'
'Don't know his arse from a hole in the ground'
'tight as a dick's hatband'
'got me stretched out tighter than a banjo string'
'he couldn't run out of sight in two days'
'so broke I can't afford to pay attention'
'Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades'
'lazy as the day is long'
'couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag'
'useless as tits on a boar hog'
'you can't fool me, I can tell a catfish from a gar in 10 foot of muddy water'
‘I’m sweating like a whore in church’
'It's hotter than a methpipe on friday'
'It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg'
'I'm hungrier than a bitch wolf with 9 six week old puppies'
'I could eat the south end out of a north bound mule'
'Want in one hand and shite in the other and see which ones fills up faster'
'People in hell want ice water'
'drive on fool, hell ain't half full'
'ABout to get ripped like old drawers'
'fricked up as a fat lady's flip-flop'
'Don't know his arse from a hole in the ground'
'tight as a dick's hatband'
'got me stretched out tighter than a banjo string'
'he couldn't run out of sight in two days'
'so broke I can't afford to pay attention'
'Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades'
'lazy as the day is long'
'couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag'
'useless as tits on a boar hog'
'you can't fool me, I can tell a catfish from a gar in 10 foot of muddy water'
‘I’m sweating like a whore in church’
'It's hotter than a methpipe on friday'
'It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg'
'I'm hungrier than a bitch wolf with 9 six week old puppies'
'I could eat the south end out of a north bound mule'
'Want in one hand and shite in the other and see which ones fills up faster'
'People in hell want ice water'
'drive on fool, hell ain't half full'
'ABout to get ripped like old drawers'
'fricked up as a fat lady's flip-flop'
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:23 pm to PawnMaster
“Fella I’ll turn you every which way but loose!”
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:25 pm to BlastOff
"What's that got to do with the price of beans in Afghanistan?"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:43 pm to PawnMaster
"You're as wrong as two boys in bed together"
"You'd frick up a two car funeral"
"You could frick up a wet dream"
"Hard as a Cadillac axle"
"You'd frick up a two car funeral"
"You could frick up a wet dream"
"Hard as a Cadillac axle"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:50 pm to redbullwings
Useless as hen shite on a pump handle
Posted on 9/24/19 at 1:50 pm to BlastOff
Regarding somebody who talks bunch of crap: "The empty wagon rattles loudest"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:02 pm to Rammin TX
Four pages and no “Get off my lawn.”
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:09 pm to soccerfüt
Of someone who talks big but doesn't deliver:
His mouth overloads his arse.
His mouth overloads his arse.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 2:12 pm to BlastOff
If, if , if.... if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle
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