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You got any Old Guy Sayings?

Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:20 am
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
766 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:20 am
Was just talking to my neighbor behind me, I gave him the old “all right, talk to you later”. He responds with, “I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”. Never heard that one before, pretty sure he just made it up.
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 4:02 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27469 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:21 am to
He's fricking your wife
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:22 am to
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

"I'm the meanest son of a bitch in 9 parishes"
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11111 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:22 am to
quote:

He's fricking your wife



Dude.. you had the perfect shot to say

quote:

He's plugging your wife

Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80187 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
This, is the last of Earth. I am content.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13308 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
it's as cold as a witch's titty
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18658 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
quote:

“I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”
Not made up, although it's usually used as two separate sayings.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27469 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
I didn't have to. The old guy said it. To his face.


Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6592 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
He was trying to sell you some coke. The old dude is a drug dealer.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17524 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
quote:

t's as cold as a witch's titty


you forgot "in a brass bra"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

gotta keep the powder dry”.


seriously have never heard that?

I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of boot with the instructions written on the heel!
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12226 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
You betcha
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78197 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
dont we have this thread about once a week?
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10515 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:26 am to
Bippity boppity, gimme the zoppity
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1525 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:26 am to
It's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37788 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

dont we have this thread about once a week?



Does the Pope shite in the woods?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Does the Pope shite in the woods?


is the bear Polish?
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14537 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:30 am to
I've only heard it from one dude, but I've tried to keep it alive:

"I feel more like I do right now than I did while ago."
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47636 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:31 am to
It's colder than a well diggers arse in Idaho.
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
766 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:31 am to
quote:

He's fricking your wife


Wrong dummy, I said my neighbor behind me, not the guy across the street.
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