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Posted on 9/25/19 at 12:18 am to BlastOff
“Hey, how you doing?”
“Can’t complain, I’m on the right side of the dirt.”
“Can’t complain, I’m on the right side of the dirt.”
Posted on 9/25/19 at 12:20 am to BlastOff
you bet your sweet bippy
Posted on 9/25/19 at 12:20 am to Revelator
It’s so damn hot, the early bird needed an oven mitt to get the worm.
Posted on 9/25/19 at 12:24 am to BlastOff
It’s drier than a camel fart in the desert
Posted on 9/25/19 at 12:35 am to BlastOff
“I feel like I’ve been shot at and missed,and shite at and hit”
Posted on 9/25/19 at 3:06 am to BlastOff
"Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first."
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary."
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary."
Posted on 9/25/19 at 3:08 am to BlastOff
I feel like a bag of smashed assholes. (Hungover)
Don’t reach around your elbow to scratch your a-hole. (Complicate or frick up something simple).
I’m so mad I Don’t know whether to shite or go blind.
shite in one hand and hope in the other. See which one fills up first.
One my grandpa used to say, but would get destroyed for nowadays: “...more confusing than two n-words talking.”
Don’t reach around your elbow to scratch your a-hole. (Complicate or frick up something simple).
I’m so mad I Don’t know whether to shite or go blind.
shite in one hand and hope in the other. See which one fills up first.
One my grandpa used to say, but would get destroyed for nowadays: “...more confusing than two n-words talking.”
Posted on 9/25/19 at 3:15 am to BlastOff
I'm fricking this cat...you just name the kittens.
Posted on 9/25/19 at 4:13 am to Revelator
She looks like the good Lord made her as ugly as He could and then scared the shite out of her.
That girls so ugly she has to beat her feet to make 'em go to bed with her
I know she can't help being ugly but she could stay home
There's a n-- in the woodpile somewhere
Happier than a puppy with two peckers
If I was doing any better, I'd be twins
So broke we didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
Looks like he smells shite and can't find it
nervous as a cat shitting razor blades
That boy's about a bubble and a half out of plumb
I'd like to buy him for what he's worth then sell him for what he thinks he's worth
Boy you're fixing to shite and fall back in it
That girls so ugly she has to beat her feet to make 'em go to bed with her
I know she can't help being ugly but she could stay home
There's a n-- in the woodpile somewhere
Happier than a puppy with two peckers
If I was doing any better, I'd be twins
So broke we didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
Looks like he smells shite and can't find it
nervous as a cat shitting razor blades
That boy's about a bubble and a half out of plumb
I'd like to buy him for what he's worth then sell him for what he thinks he's worth
Boy you're fixing to shite and fall back in it
This post was edited on 9/25/19 at 4:42 am
Posted on 9/25/19 at 4:35 am to BlastOff
It's tighter than a frogs arsehole.
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