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re: You got any Old Guy Sayings?
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:31 am to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:31 am to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
quote: It's as cold as a witch's titty
you forgot "in a brass bra"
In December.
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 11:33 am
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:32 am to BlastOff
quote:
Wrong dummy, I said my neighbor behind me, not the guy across the street.
the doctor was the boy's mother
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:32 am to BlastOff
I printed off the directions from MapQuest....
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:33 am to BlastOff
Old high school football coach used to say, "son, you're weaker than puppy piss."
I always liked that one.
I always liked that one.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:33 am to BlastOff
quote:
Wrong dummy, I said my neighbor behind me, not the guy across the street.
It would be easier if we made a list of people NOT fricking your wife.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:34 am to tonydtigr
quote:
quote:
quote: It's as cold as a witch's titty
you forgot "in a brass bra"
In December.
...doing pushups in the snow.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:37 am to BlastOff
My dad always said he was three times seven plus when letting you know he was a grown arse man.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:38 am to BlastOff
That'll put some lead in your pencil
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:39 am to BlastOff
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Heard an old irish man tell me this in a bar when I was leaving.
Those irish have a way with words....and drinking.
Those irish have a way with words....and drinking.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:44 am to BlastOff
10 lbs of shite in a 5 pound bag.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:47 am to BlastOff
quote:
I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”.
I think the original saying was something like "Trust in God but keep your powder dry"
My contribution: He's about as useful as goose sheit on a pump handle.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:50 am to BlastOff
Even Ray Charles could see that...
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:52 am to PrettyLights
"dollars to donuts" - saw it on the Dallas trial thread. What is the origination and meaning here? Thanks!
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:56 am to X123F45
He's so tight he can pinch a nickel until the Buffalo farts.
You never know what's cooking in another man pot.
quote:
He's fricking your wife
You never know what's cooking in another man pot.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:01 pm to VinegarStrokes
quote:
it's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra
ETA...damnit...should have read through the other posts first...
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:04 pm to VinegarStrokes
One that I never repeated...
"Colder than a well diggers a-hole"
"Colder than a well diggers a-hole"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:05 pm to BlastOff
Can’t make Chicken salad outta chicken shite.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:07 pm to LSUballs
quote:Would you hear a pope fall down in the woods?
Does the Pope shite in the woods?
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:07 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
I printed off the directions from MapQuest....
I have done this. Dammit, guess i have gotten old.
My offerings:
martinis are like breasts....1 is not enough, but 3 is too many.
Or, when the weather is bad:
This looks like a day to stay home and play with the babies momma.
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