re: What happened to men?

I was with you until the drivel about french and cajuns.

Wow. This thread went well.

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Join a hunting club. You don't have to shoot anything. Just go to the clubhouse and play cards and drink and go out into the woods and take a nap.

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Falling asleep in a duck blind sucks, particularly when it's warm and the skeeters are buzzin'.

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Smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes. Meeting together in groups, free from any outside malevolence. Being together in an estrogen free environment, smoking or drinking or doing neither; just conversing. My grandfather talks about these sorts of conversations often, and I've never even seen one.

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I do that stuff with my friends all the time. Sounds like you need new friends.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." And I agreed. At 28 I have never touched a cigarette.

I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

If all you took from his post is that real men smoke cigarettes then you're a fricking idiot. Cigarettes had zero to do with the OP.

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Can you be a real man without a family? I'm not sure I want kids

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Real men procreate. They don't fall into that feminist not sure I want kids bullshite. Pansys are too scared of responsibility and would rather live in perpetual adolescence.

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Once again darths knocked it out of the park in this thread. Mad truth

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I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am

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One of the manliest quotes ever.

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read