What happened to men?

I'm not talking about Alpha and Beta nonsense; that's always existed and always will. I'm talking about men just generally being men. Talking like men. Smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes. Meeting together in groups, free from any outside malevolence. Being together in an estrogen free environment, smoking or drinking or doing neither; just conversing. My grandfather talks about these sorts of conversations often, and I've never even seen one. He talks about meeting around a newspaper, a common issue, a problem. I've seen that here, but not in the way he envisions. In his stories, alcohol and cigarette smoke are in the air. Pipes. People speaking French because it was God's language to them. Reveling in tradition, culture and close relationships.

Undersized Cajuns, seen as unimportant, illiterate frick ups, gathering and becoming the wealthiest people in the state.

The issue isn't just here. It's everywhere. Why, in the actual frick, did men decide to be weak? We've never lost any real ground, never suddenly discovered that vaginas make you smart, never made any appreciable or groundbreaking discoveries with women at the helm, but suddenly we're fricking around and doing nonsense and bowing before the almighty pussy.

We know better, but we're scared. The pussy runs us, sometimes. It runs us based on who's most bad arse at the time. The pussy doesn't just randomly decide. It does what it's always done: gravitate towards the best. And everyone's trying to be feminine as frick to accommodate what the women think they want. They don't want that shite. They obviously don't. If they did, they wouldn't be looking to the most masculine of men as partners. They would have no interest in the "assholes" that women are so attracted to. They'd be running to the OT and 4chan for all of their needs. They'd be looking for idiots that bow and grovel and desperately want to just get fricked, just once.

And after they find that frick up, they'll hate him. They'll cheat on him, they'll ruin him and they'll blame him. Because women don't know what the frick they want.

Be a man.