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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.

Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:39 am to
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:39 am to
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It never ceases to amaze me how little the OT knows about pussy.








Wait. Are you actually saying that you know more about pussy than a female that has one and has to deal with pussy issues everyday? The retards on this board. I swear.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:49 am to
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To help offset those costs, I'd gladly pay that plus a 25% premium to lease the rights to a vagina.



Hmmmmmm...what if we made them like deer leases?

Yearly fees, everyone is required to put in some work on it, build a shelter and you have use of it on certain time slots.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97641 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:55 am to
I think that guy has a touch of the retard. That's why I try not to make fun of him too much.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:10 am to
I don't think he's retarded. I think he's just really dumb.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25560 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:43 am to
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PMS pain relief is freaking Advil. Do men not buy Advil?



we don't have a vagina, so no.
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9245 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:50 am to
Glad my pecker doesn't need much.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:56 am to
quote:

Hmmmmmm...what if we made them like deer leases?

Yearly fees, everyone is required to put in some work on it, build a shelter and you have use of it on certain time slots.


There are already some deals out there for multiple person usage, but it's not set up quite like the lease you are describing. Those leases are usually set up where one person is actually responsible for the lease of an individual vagina. That person, along with permission from leaser of said vagina, has the right to put the usage of the vagina out there for others to use. In turn, lessee has permission to utilize other lessee's vaginas that have similarly been put into this agreement. It's sort of a sharing agreement. A very controversial method of leasing if you talk to traditional leasers/lessees.
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:18 am to
I'm guessing they mean "real cost". Just because it is free with insurance, someone is still paying the bill.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:26 am to
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Tinder randoms run a couple of vodka cranberries at ab $7 a piece. So $14 every Saturday x 4 weekends equals $56 a month call it $60 with the tip. Throw in some Waffle House maybe a red box every now n than that equals around $800 a year. Def more cost effective than the other one



Did you factor in the cost of GHB though?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57442 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:30 am to
this chick is DTF, she buys at least one plan B a year, a box of condoms for her night stand which she probably doesnt use much(see plan B) and she buys pregnancy tests when she doesnt buy Plan B.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:34 am to
Pales in comparison to the amount men spend trying to rent one.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:43 am to
For real though, is it a just argument to say that the amount of money guys spend on their girl drops the prices of all of those because of that trade?

Do girls count food, goods, and services from being in a relationship as income?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:49 am to
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Do girls count food, goods, and services from being in a relationship as income?


I don't know about that, but the fact that we are unable to legally write that shite off on our taxes is downright criminal. I am tired of having to expense it as "customer entertainment."
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

143$ for toilet paper?


I believe it.

The amount of TP females go through is unreal. I feel like my GF is replacing her roll of TP every other day
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 9:53 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

quote:
143$ for toilet paper?


I believe it.

The amount of TP females go through is unreal. I feel like my GF is replacing her roll of TP every other day
This post was edited on 10/7 at 9:53 am



I did the math earlier in the thread last night. They still have about 100 bucks worth of TP to account for even after a VERY generous allotment.
Posted by CSB
Member since May 2014
1202 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:00 am to
quote:

you know more about pussy than a female


There are no girls on the internet.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:03 am to
quote:

I did the math earlier in the thread last night. They still have about 100 bucks worth of TP to account for even after a VERY generous allotment.




"When you giggle, you leak piss."
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:09 am to
If this is a yearly cost, do you think they get a discount for paying so many years upfront. Like my car insurance is cheaper if I pay every six months as opposed to monthly. If they pay like 5 years at a time, do they get a vagina discount?
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:11 am to
Get a 3Fap
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Like my car insurance is cheaper if I pay every six months as opposed to monthly. If they pay like 5 years at a time, do they get a vagina discount?



Vaginas, much like cars, are depreciating assets. I would be careful about getting too far out in front of yourself here.
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