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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.

Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to
I would think if you're spending $90 for yeast infection screenings you'd be spending a hell of a lot more than $16 for Monistat.

And as already said birth control + condoms + Plan B makes absolutely no sense.
Posted by 12
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:28 pm to
I can rent a vagina from backpage for a lot cheaper.
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:28 pm to
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All of that money and not a dime for a douche. Dirty bitch

Those are actually not good for hoo-has.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:29 pm to
$1700 for birth control. GTFO. What a bullshite chart. What are the condoms for?

What's it cost to own a penis? Half your shite, plus alimony when the vagina wants to take off.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:30 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:31 pm to
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quote: All of that money and not a dime for a douche. Dirty bitch



Those are actually not good for hoo-has.



True...but did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?


It sounds like something a grizzled marine would say before bursting out of the jungle.
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm to
This thread is insane.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm to
In my 29 years I have never had a yeast infection or screening for it.

And birth control costs $25 per month last time I bought mine. So no money spent on condoms, plan B, etc.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:36 pm to
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And apparently, even after spending 1700$ on birth control, you're still buying cases of condoms,




birth control doesnt stop STDs brah


but it would be pretty nuts to need plan B if you were on BC an using condoms.

you'd have to be buying condoms that break every time and be very irregular taking your birth control for it to come to that.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:37 pm to
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True...but did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?

Yes. Technically that's only one "part".
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:38 pm to
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cost of owning a vagina. by HoustonChick86


Who owns another person? Or their body parts? This thread is really weird.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:40 pm to
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Yes. Technically that's only one "part".


There are lots of parts to it. And they are lady specific, Bruce be damned.

Just because your chests gets big and spurt milk doesn't mean y'all are special. Men lactate too y'know.


This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:49 pm
Posted by ithad2bme
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:40 pm to
My wife has a 6 figure paycheck, so I am not worried about this.
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:42 pm to
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Just because your chests gets big and spurts milk doesn't mean y'all are special. Men lactate too y'know.

Well yeah. But a woman's boobs have the ability to traumatize children, apparently.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:44 pm to
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Well yeah. But a woman's boobs have the ability to traumatize children, apparently.



Well she shouldn't have painted those clown faces on them. Little Gunther was mortified.

I got the weirdest boner though.







ETA: I really have no clue what you are talking about though. Elaborate?
I mean, babies are naturally drawn to boobs.


Well, not just babies.

Who on earth could not like boobs?
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:47 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:45 pm to
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Yes. Technically that's only one "part".

Speaking of technically, the vagina is inside the body and you don't shave it or pee out of it, so that makes the graphic even shittier.
Posted by GRTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:47 pm to
Everytime my wife has a period, I attack it with sperm and it goes into hiding for about 18 months.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:48 pm to
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birth control doesnt stop STDs brah


Of course, but why is the woman sleeping with a bunch of guys whose std history she doesn't know? Trashy.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:48 pm to
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What's it cost to own a penis?


Tinder randoms run a couple of vodka cranberries at ab $7 a piece. So $14 every Saturday x 4 weekends equals $56 a month call it $60 with the tip. Throw in some Waffle House maybe a red box every now n than that equals around $800 a year. Def more cost effective than the other one
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:55 pm to
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did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?



Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:59 pm to
Renting a vagina from backpage is a lot cheaper.
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