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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:19 pm to Sampson
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:19 pm to Sampson
I'm thinking of the Classified Ad for Our Friend's Tender Trap:
To Share Accommodation:
Warm and cozy r(w)oom to let, no plumbing problems, front and rear entrance, can be expanded to fit if necessary, goes either way when pressed, immaculately landscaped, designer curtains, located just behind Mons Pubis, between the Labia.
Interested parties are instructed to gently contact Mrs. Cervix at the above locale.
To Share Accommodation:
Warm and cozy r(w)oom to let, no plumbing problems, front and rear entrance, can be expanded to fit if necessary, goes either way when pressed, immaculately landscaped, designer curtains, located just behind Mons Pubis, between the Labia.
Interested parties are instructed to gently contact Mrs. Cervix at the above locale.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 8:21 pm
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:19 pm to jmcs68
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The annual cost of owning a vagina. by jmcs68
The older you get the cheaper to maintain.
Can't argue with J. She knows.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:20 pm to jmcs68
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The older you get the cheaper to maintain.
Yeah, but you have to factor in the fact of constantly laundering sheets.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:20 pm to OWLFAN86
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not enough posts to make fun of Paige
So, what's the minimum?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:21 pm to fr33manator
Bruce Jenner just had too much cash? PC bro?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
$566/yr
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:24 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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quote: not enough posts to make fun of Paige
So, what's the minimum?
7 inches.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:25 pm to fr33manator
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Yeah, but you have to factor in the fact of constantly laundering sheets.
Only a pussy of a man would have an issue with that.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:27 pm to jmcs68
Ohhhhhhhhh 
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:28 pm to fr33manator
Yeah, GF saves close to $2k a year for not using birth control.
We don't even do condoms anymore so I guess that can factor in as well. And the pregnancy tests. And tampons. And PMS bullshite. And emergency contraception.
We don't even do condoms anymore so I guess that can factor in as well. And the pregnancy tests. And tampons. And PMS bullshite. And emergency contraception.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:29 pm to jmcs68
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quote:
Yeah, but you have to factor in the fact of constantly laundering sheets.
Only a pussy of a man would have an issue with that.
Well, they say you are what you eat...
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:30 pm to fr33manator
Guys is an average for all women. You must see that.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:34 pm to fr33manator
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So, what's the minimum? 7 inches.
So, you're out of this, right?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:38 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Well, I can't insult Paige when it's cold.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:41 pm to fr33manator
Fleshlights are like 30 bucks
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:41 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:44 pm to fr33manator
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Well, I can't insult Paige when it's cold.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 9:21 pm to fr33manator
I don't have the requisite bulk in posts to insult Paige. I don't have the desire to insult her because she is funny while possessing a pretty honed BS detector.
She also knows more about football than many males here. Her post history suggests that she keeps her undercarriage immaculately clean, fresh and disease free.
I am, however, curious about where she falls on the chart for toothpaste and mouthwash expenditures.
She also knows more about football than many males here. Her post history suggests that she keeps her undercarriage immaculately clean, fresh and disease free.
I am, however, curious about where she falls on the chart for toothpaste and mouthwash expenditures.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 9:24 pm to Hangit
quote:well now lets not exaggerate there's not one person on here that believes any of that crap
Her post history suggests that she keeps her undercarriage immaculately clean, fresh and disease free.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 9:28 pm to OWLFAN86
I think our boy hanghit here might have himself a little crush
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