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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.

Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:00 pm to
Really? Have you ever done it??
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:00 pm to
Since when do women pay for condoms or birth control? In every relationship I've been suckered into paying for that shite. And considering my g/f spends half her time at my place, I pay for half of her TP supply as well.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:06 pm to
Anyone with money has. Ask LSU480 about hookers and blow. In the long run, renting vagina is much more cost effective. They don't need a fancy meal, or for you to buy them stupid shite. You hit it, quit it and you're out.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:11 pm to
So you've done it? You've actually contacted a hooker from back page, paid her and banged her?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:19 pm to
Not backpage. A high end site known as EROS.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:20 pm to
High end? What would that run you per bang?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:24 pm to
Bout 5 fiddy with an OT 8.23333344
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:24 pm to
You should try it if you have an OT engineering job.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:37 pm to
Cost is ability to obtain reason or accountability
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:37 pm to
$550? I would be cashing in an entire weeks paycheck. Hopefully I will be able to afford that kind of lifestyle one day. Setting goals like this def aspire me to achieve
Posted by Brightside Bengal
Old Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3883 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:38 pm to
What city did you use have success in with EROS? Can you refer us to a favorite provider?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:08 am to
You're a sad motherfricker.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:09 am to
quote:



I don't know a single guy who uses any toilet paper on his dick.


EXACTLY!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Really? Have you ever done it??

Dang it Dennis. Don't give away the secret of their prices being set in dozens of roses.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164195 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Those are actually not good for hoo-has.

You need something for that thing.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 12:37 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:00 am to
quote:

f you think you have a yeast infection but aren't sure, it is technically better to get screened before you use Monistat.

That said, using it when you don't need it isn't really life threatening or anything.



It never ceases to amaze me how little the OT knows about pussy.

Wait...

No it doesn't.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:12 am to
For what it's worth, only 2 or 3 of those are a necessity.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Those are actually not good for hoo-has






I understand that but occasionally they are necessary.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:18 am to
Oh, and...

Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:31 am to
To help offset those costs, I'd gladly pay that plus a 25% premium to lease the rights to a vagina. I pay a good bit more for the lease I'm currently in, am not allowed to use it much, and the early termination fee is pretty steep. If I were to get into another contract, I'd definitely be sure that along with the right to use the vagina, I also want the rights to bitch, complain, and act irrational that come with said vagina.
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