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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:16 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:16 am to fr33manator
But women get free drinks, dinners, roofies, and whatnot just to let a man shove his dick in it once in a while so that should offset some of these costs
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Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:43 am to biglego
Someone on the OT should figure up the cost for owning a dick.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:46 am to CadesCove
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Vaginas, much like cars, are depreciating assets. I would be careful about getting too far out in front of yourself here.
Yeah, but if it's over a certain age, you get to pay the "Classic car" rate which is a lot cheaper. Plus if it's just a recreational vehicle, it's not as much either. That would totally be taken into account.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:48 am to fr33manator
This thread smells worse than me!
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:54 am to bigberg2000
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I always find it weird that randoms would come in a thread like this and attack paige. It never fails.
That could be a GOAT strategy for getting online vagina. Come in from out of the blue, start a fight to get attention, get the girl to IRL so y'all can fight, then seduce her. Then if you really want GOAT status, post the pics
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
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your yeasty, tract infected sarlaac pit
Have an upvote.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 1:56 pm to bencoleman
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Wait. Are you actually saying that you know more about pussy than a female that has one and has to deal with pussy issues everyday? The retards on this board. I swear.
You ranked fairly low on the whole reading comprehension scale in grade school didn't you?
I was responding to the fact that she had to make that post at all.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:07 pm to X123F45
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You ranked fairly low on the whole reading comprehension scale in grade school didn't you
I'm not the one responding to a female about lack of pussy knowledge so shut the hell up
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:17 pm to bencoleman
To be fair, just because they own one doesn't necessarily mean they know how to use it right.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:28 pm to fr33manator
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Someone on the OT should figure up the cost for owning a dick.
Quality lotion $250/year
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:29 pm to upgrayedd
Toilet paper-0$
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:31 pm to fr33manator
Rohypnol is getting expensive too
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:33 pm to fr33manator
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Someone on the OT should figure up the cost for owning a dick.
it's the cost of the OP, plus all her spending money, plus your own costs.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:42 pm to fr33manator
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To be fair, just because they own one doesn't necessarily mean they know how to use it right.
Most women I know haven't the slightest clue how things work. They just use them until they break and then run to a man to get him to fix them.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:51 pm to bencoleman
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I'm not the one responding to a female about lack of pussy knowledge so shut the hell up
That's twice that you have misread what I posted.
The fact that she had to make this post at all is what I was responding to. I'm sure her bat cave is perfectly acidic on the ol' ph scale.
I was responding to the idiots screaming douche and squirt god knows what up the vajayjay.
In short, stick to dicks.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:18 pm to X123F45
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In short, stick to dicks
True words to live by
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