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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.

Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:58 pm to
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That photo is dumb as hell.



That's the point doll...
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:59 pm to
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That's very misleading. Married women with kids that have been fixed don't spend money on birth control, pregnancy test, emergency contraception, PMS pain relief, tampons and condoms.


My wife is "fixed" but she still has her period.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:59 pm to
Well, then get it converted to a dick and balls then. It'll pay for itself in a decade or two.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:59 pm to
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If its Paige, add $2k for pregnancy tests, abortions and mileage. This post was edited on 10/6 at 7:56 pm


You lack the pedigree and the wit to make Paige jokes, buddy.


Paige is like a national treasure.














Visited by thousands of people a day for 17.50 a pop.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 8:00 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:00 pm to
My wife hasnt had a period in 8 years.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81210 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:02 pm to
I know... I was backing you..

<3 Gotcha back, Fr33
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 8:03 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:03 pm to




I'm sure you have a very frugal cooter.


Seriously though...why do y'all run through toilet paper like a goose with dysentary?
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 8:06 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81210 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:03 pm to
Depends on the type of "fixed".

Tubes tied =/= hysterectomy

One of the hardest parts of hysterectomy is that it throws your body into menopause.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:03 pm to
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My wife hasnt had a period in 8 years.

Mine had her tubes tied. Seems like the PMS is worse now.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:06 pm to
I'm not sure what she had, I know her tubes aren't tied and she def didn't have a hysterectomy, but what I do know is that she doesn't use tampons and she doesn't bleed.

I'm fixed so it's all good, I don't ask any questions. I give zero fricks bc I know I'm not having anymore kids.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:06 pm to
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not enough posts to make fun of Paige


Paige if you're reading this your vayjay annual maintenance costs exceed what I spend on my 2000 Honda CRV with 320k miles bc haha you get around
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53842 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:07 pm to
The cost of supporting a vagina is about 4 times that amount month.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:08 pm to
Shouldn't a yeast infection screening prevent the need for monistat? If not what the hell is the screening for?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81210 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:09 pm to
If you think you have a yeast infection but aren't sure, it is technically better to get screened before you use Monistat.

That said, using it when you don't need it isn't really life threatening or anything.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17222 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:09 pm to
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birth control
and
Condoms
AND
emergency contraception


Curious...

Why was condoms the only word you capitalized of those 3 nouns?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:12 pm to
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Paige is like a national treasure.


As bad as it is, it could have been worse if nic cage hasn't agreed to be in it.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:12 pm to
The older you get the cheaper to maintain.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167294 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:13 pm to
Yea but the ROI a chick can get with one as long as it's wrapped in a pretty exterior is astronomical.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:14 pm to
$1600 in birth control my arse
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175961 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 8:15 pm to
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Why was condoms the only word you capitalized of those 3 nouns?
I use big ones, ( cause Im so big)



I mean my penis is huge


or my balls are really small
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