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re: So that was awkward
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:17 am to Chaz95
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:17 am to Chaz95
Working the lunch shift at a restaurant when I was 17. Group of 10 business men walk in all dressed in suits and get seated at a big round table. I was the runner for lunch so also responsible for bringing waters. Had 10 waters on my tray and lean over to give the first guy his and the entire tray dumps in his lap. Couples glasses broke. Apparently there was a piece of ice under one of the glasses that had cause the imbalance. He was cooler than I thought he'd be, but still pretty annoyed.
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:18 am to VanRIch
Did he get his meal paid for? If the answer is no, you and your restaurant suck.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:19 am to rebeloke
This was not at all awkward for me but when I was in college, I worked for a mattress company as a delivery guy. We show up at this lady's house, she was hot as hell. Anyway, she was super sweet and chatty as hell. As we are moving out her old crap, we move the mattress then box spring. As we pickup the box spring, there was a HUGE dildo. I mean, this thing looked like a grown assed mans arm from the elbow down holding a giant apple in its hand. I was like, holy shite, she was like, oh shite. I tried not to laugh but couldn't contain myself.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:19 am to SwaggerCopter
Probably. I don't know. I hid in the back until they left. This was trey yuen in mandeville for anyone familiar.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:19 am to VanRIch
quote:usually when you dump ice water on someone they get cold
He was cooler than I thought he'd be,
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:36 am to OWLFAN86
quote:
usually when you dump ice water on someone they get cold
Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:53 am to supadave3
Saying retard to a retard is like using the n word with black people. Funny thing is the group that represents them is the ARC: the assc of retarded citizens. Retarded has only recently gone out with the pic crowd. That is terrible luck but a truly funny story. Having worked with the ARC during the summers in college, I can promise you that the familes of special needs children have a sense of humor about their kids. Those guys do the craziest shite.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:06 am to Vlad
quote:
This was not at all awkward for me but when I was in college, I worked for a mattress company as a delivery guy. We show up at this lady's house, she was hot as hell. Anyway, she was super sweet and chatty as hell. As we are moving out her old crap, we move the mattress then box spring. As we pickup the box spring, there was a HUGE dildo. I mean, this thing looked like a grown assed mans arm from the elbow down holding a giant apple in its hand. I was like, holy shite, she was like, oh shite. I tried not to laugh but couldn't contain myself.
son...that was no accident. that was an invitation.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:08 am to Jim Rockford
asked a girl when she was due, she wasnt preggo
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:11 am to rebeloke
First time I hooked up with a chick.
Anyone who says anything else is a fricking liar.
Anyone who says anything else is a fricking liar.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:23 am to rebeloke
quote:
Robbins Cronie
Which is why he is VP and you are still looking for a job.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:23 am to rebeloke
I had a coworker whose kid was born with Down's syndrome. About six months after the birth, I was talking to her about a different coworker and I called him a retard. I apologized immediately after that and never spoke of it again
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:24 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Not my awkward moment, but I saw a TV interview with an actress who'd played in a romantic comedy of some sort where her on-screen boyfriend was very average-looking at best, whereas she was a solid 8 IRL.
The interviewer noted that he thought her performance really made the chemistry seem real and asked her how she'd done that with a guy who was going bald and had a little paunch.
Turned out the actor was her real boyfriend and she wasn't faking the chemistry.
The interviewer noted that he thought her performance really made the chemistry seem real and asked her how she'd done that with a guy who was going bald and had a little paunch.
Turned out the actor was her real boyfriend and she wasn't faking the chemistry.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:40 am to foshizzle
Me and a friend of the family were bullshitting about something. I guess he had given me something and joked about taking it back. I said don't be an Indian giver. Shortly after I said it I remembered that he's half Indian. Very awkward.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:43 am to rebeloke
quote:
Funny thing is the group that represents them is the ARC: the assc of retarded citizens.
I guess it's like the United Negro College Fund. If I called a black guy that, he'd probably knock my teeth out.
quote:
Retarded has only recently gone out with the pic crowd.
I've noticed thjat. It used to be completely fine to call them that. Now, everyone wants to get offended about it.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:52 am to rebeloke
was having a meeting with a customer last week. one of my favorite customers. hard to please and very particular, but great guy.
I'm his technology engineer on a few products and we were talking about an unusual way that i fixed something for him and tried to say I "jerryrigged" something and it worked well, but what came out was "jiggerrigged." I've never said the word *igger in my adult life but for some god awful reason it came out right then.
customer is black.
I'm his technology engineer on a few products and we were talking about an unusual way that i fixed something for him and tried to say I "jerryrigged" something and it worked well, but what came out was "jiggerrigged." I've never said the word *igger in my adult life but for some god awful reason it came out right then.
customer is black.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:53 am to rebeloke
Sitting at the bar at Chilis in Mandeville a few years ago at lunch, I had a couple sit across the corner from me. As I was enjoying my tasty soup and salad, I noticed the couple looking very dejected and discussing something intensely. The wife then blurted out "I mean, I can't believe our son is a cock-sucker."
I chuckled. They both looked at me and glared.
I chuckled. They both looked at me and glared.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 11:54 am
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:13 pm to elprez00
Friday night I was at this pretty nice popular restaurant for dinner. I was in a side room adjacent to the bar. Me and GF start hearing this goat sound. Literally just like a fricking goat/lamb. baaaaa baaaaaa baaaaaa. for like 2 fricking minutes.
I was starting to laugh and assumed it was a drunk guy or kid or something at the bar area waiting on a table.
I was the only person in my section that did not have line of sight to the area where the noise was coming from. I loudly asked our waitress, "who the hell is making that goat sound"
waitress politely nods in the direction. I didn't get the hint and laughed and asked louder, NO REALLY WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM. at this points everyone in our section gets quiet and stares at me.
waitress leans in to me all tight lipped: sir it is a special needs person in the lobby.
I was starting to laugh and assumed it was a drunk guy or kid or something at the bar area waiting on a table.
I was the only person in my section that did not have line of sight to the area where the noise was coming from. I loudly asked our waitress, "who the hell is making that goat sound"
waitress politely nods in the direction. I didn't get the hint and laughed and asked louder, NO REALLY WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM. at this points everyone in our section gets quiet and stares at me.
waitress leans in to me all tight lipped: sir it is a special needs person in the lobby.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:29 pm to crimsonsaint
quote:
Me and a friend of the family were bullshitting about something. I guess he had given me something and joked about taking it back. I said don't be an Indian giver. Shortly after I said it I remembered that he's half Indian. Very awkward.
So your friend is an Indian giver , literally.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:17 pm to Kyrie Eleison
quote:I hear you but I was afraid of this
son...that was no accident. that was an invitation.
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