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re: So that was awkward
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:32 pm to Vlad
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:32 pm to Vlad
Worked at Lowes in college and was in a hurry that morning. I spilled coke on myself and got all on my underwear so I just threw them off, put jeans on, and free balled. An old lady was wanting an Xmas tree taken down off display shelf since it was last one. We had talked a few minutes, I had been making her laugh, blah blah and all that. I was up on ladder untying tree to take down and while I was talking I noticed a look of horror on her face. I couldn't imagine the problem but she never would look back up. Finally I'm coming down with tree and set in my knee to put safety chain back up and realize there is a huge amazing hole on my crotch. My willy wankers and tally wacker had been staring her right in the face the whole time. I nearly puked and couldn't look her in eye. I just set tree on her cart and walked off. Told manager, took lunch, and went home and changed 
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:35 pm to rebeloke
One time during communion, I dropped the communion wafer in front of the whole church and just walked away, leaving it on the floor.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:59 pm to kingbob
Freshman year, I had an 8am kinesiology class in the Lawton Room connected to Tiger Stadium. The room is stadium seating and was filled with athletes and I had sat with most because of working for football. One Friday morning after a long night out, I fell asleep up at the top of class with my legs up on chair in front of me. Woke up because I had farted and class heard it all. Skyler Green and Glenn Dorsey were sitting in front of me. At first it was awkward, but then we all laughed about it.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:00 pm to rebeloke
My freshman year at LSU, a few buddies of mine and myself went to my grandparents house for the weekend to wash clothes and get a good homecooked meal. My black buddy is sleeping in the bed by the door and I'm on an air mattress on the ground. I heard some of my younger cousins come in the front door, and expect them to come barging in. My little cousin Claire (maybe 4 or 5) comes to the back, peeps in the door, and in what she thought was a whisper tells her younger brother "There's a brown guy in there." I had just woken up and thought maybe my buddy was still asleep and didnt hear it, but I instantly look at my buddy to see if he heard and he is cracking up laughing. I laughed too, but it was still awkward. Luckily he was a great sport about it.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:08 pm to JJ27
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West Monroe
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After the state championships in the fall
quote:Makes sense
I was 19 at the time.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:09 pm to rebeloke
I sharted once in Albertson's. Happened about 10 years or so ago, I was checking out, and grabbing my bags, figured I would crop dust a little on the way out. Turns out it wasn't a dry fart. Went straight to my car and went home. It was the most uncomfortable ride ever.
Never trust a fart.
Never trust a fart.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:10 pm to rebeloke
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Another awkward moment was the time I threw up over the rail at a condo and hit a family below.
So that was you?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:17 pm to rebeloke
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Dude sales motivation to couch potatoes at 2 in the morning.
you oughta buy some frickin vocab lessons at 2 in the morning.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:25 pm to Ace Midnight
I am not that guy anymore.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:25 pm to mkibod1
So I'm at the bar with a buddy waiting to meet the girl he just started seeing. To pass the time, we were assigning "almost celebrity" names to some of the folks in the bar. (Like the scene in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).
Eventually this androgynous african american person with hair similar to a high top fade walks in and I elbow my buddy and say "Check out Transsexual Grace Jones".
I think everyone can guess who "Transsexual Grace Jones" was.......
Eventually this androgynous african american person with hair similar to a high top fade walks in and I elbow my buddy and say "Check out Transsexual Grace Jones".
I think everyone can guess who "Transsexual Grace Jones" was.......
Posted on 11/19/14 at 3:12 pm to Vlad
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I hear you but I was afraid of this
my Papere once told me "son, all pussy's good, just some's better than others."
i'd have been sprinting back and forth down that hallway...believe that.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:07 pm to Kyrie Eleison
Where I was catcher:
Been really embarrased on many occasions but I'm having a hard time remembering. When I was 7yo I was taking a shower and these two girls in my class, one lived next door walked in bathroom.
Where I was pitcher: Was at an outdoor concert in downtown houston and leaving after headliner played. We were packed like cattle trying to get out of these 6 chutes there. Some affliction a-hole rammed his stroller into my woman's heels once then mine, I turn around and he's smirking and his baby momma is oblivious. He rams my heel again, I turn around and announce very loudly if he runs into either of our heels again I'm going to spit on his child. He backed off and got a good dressing down by his wife in front of surrounding crowd.
Been really embarrased on many occasions but I'm having a hard time remembering. When I was 7yo I was taking a shower and these two girls in my class, one lived next door walked in bathroom.
Where I was pitcher: Was at an outdoor concert in downtown houston and leaving after headliner played. We were packed like cattle trying to get out of these 6 chutes there. Some affliction a-hole rammed his stroller into my woman's heels once then mine, I turn around and he's smirking and his baby momma is oblivious. He rams my heel again, I turn around and announce very loudly if he runs into either of our heels again I'm going to spit on his child. He backed off and got a good dressing down by his wife in front of surrounding crowd.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Dude had interesting taste in women...
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:26 pm to Kyrie Eleison
Your grandpappy never meet a viggy that could swallow a man whole...
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:29 pm to rebeloke
I've had so many, I don't think I could pick the most awkward.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:32 pm to rebeloke
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Tony Robinson
Well, imagine how you would have felt if he had Tony Robbin's books!
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:33 pm to VABuckeye
Blow me...
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:35 pm to rebeloke
Your stupid hick schtick has grown old. Or is it not a schtick?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:38 pm to Larry Gooseman
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Larry Gooseman
CSB
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:40 pm to rebeloke
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Dude had interesting taste in "women"...
Fify
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