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Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:44 pm to rebeloke
Took you two minutes to think of that to add it, eh?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 4:50 pm to VABuckeye
You're a legend in your own mind...
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:20 pm to shinerfan
I once walked up to a girl at the bar who looked slightly familiar, said hey do I know you, you look familiar?
She responded "Seriously a-hole?"
Me "ummm yea what?"
Her "We met here a couple months ago and I went back to your place and we fricked then you never texted me"
Whiskey and xanax
She responded "Seriously a-hole?"
Me "ummm yea what?"
Her "We met here a couple months ago and I went back to your place and we fricked then you never texted me"
Whiskey and xanax
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:24 pm to McLemore
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Two days later, I'm at the ATM and he does the same thing w the black securty guard who was petting him. I tried to tell him the dog doesn't like uniforms, citing the mailman and UPS man as examples, but I accidentally said, "you know, because the mail man is bl..." I stopped short and we just stared at each other for what felt like eternity. I broke it with, "Well, have a good day, man."
This just reminded me of something. I had a phone that had gotten wet and only the loudspeaker would work when I talked on it, so everyone could hear the person on the other side when I was on it. I was in Wal Mart buying shotgun shells and as I was waiting in the checkout line, surrounded by black people, my dad calls. I answer it, with phone on loudspeaker and first thing out of his mouth is "let me tell you what this stupid ni$$@# just did"
Posted on 11/19/14 at 5:31 pm to rebeloke
I was talking to my neighbor one day and the subject of getting hit by trains in your car came up. I went on a mini rant of how if you're dumb enough to get hit by a train, then you deserve to die...
After a minute or two rant, with him sitting their silently, he just says, "My sister was killed by a train." That pretty much ended our conversation.
After a minute or two rant, with him sitting their silently, he just says, "My sister was killed by a train." That pretty much ended our conversation.
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