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re: Right this second, do you think you'd beat a women's UFC champion?

Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:08 pm to
nope
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:17 pm to
I have to disagree. I had the chance to spar full on with a female black belt BJJ woman a few months back. She was way, way more skilled than I so I felt pretty guilty as I just pushed her around the mat and took her time and again. Say what you want but there just isn't a substitute for size and strength. 75-100 lbs is just that. I should know, last match they (as payback) paired me up against a 6'9" 320 lb dude who ended up getting on top of me. It was terrifying when I realized that guy could literally lay on me and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it.
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:23 pm to
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Does "male" vs "female" really mean that much when her testosterone levels are probably triple mine?


You are mistaking her for Michelle Obama and her 8" hog that she tries to tape down.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

I have to disagree. I had the chance to spar full on with a female black belt BJJ woman a few months back. She was way, way more skilled than I so I felt pretty guilty as I just pushed her around the mat and took her time and again. Say what you want but there just isn't a substitute for size and strength. 75-100 lbs is just that. I should know, last match they (as payback) paired me up against a 6'9" 320 lb dude who ended up getting on top of me. It was terrifying when I realized that guy could literally lay on me and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it.



^ this is, of course, bullshite.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26991 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:27 pm to
Using MMA rules? Nope. I'd get picked apart. Lol

Cheating? Yes. I'm getting punched or kicked. But I'm catching whatever body part I can and bum rushing them. 115 or 135 lbs. I can smother them.
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:27 pm to
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For the average 115 lb. woman you'd be right. For a woman who has been training for several years you would be tapping out quickly.

Most of the top level female MMA fighters train with top male fighters. They can handle a bumrush very ... professionally.


No, they can't. If this was the case, we'd have co-ed MMA. We don't, and there's a reason for that. Good grief. Think before you type.
Posted by LSUShock
Kansas
Member since Jun 2014
4915 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:28 pm to
I just ran upstairs to take a piss and got winded. I'm in trouble.
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:47 pm to
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Cheating? Yes. I'm getting punched or kicked. But I'm catching whatever body part I can and bum rushing them. 115 or 135 lbs. I can smother them.


None of that is cheating in MMA.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2900 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:56 pm to
I'm 5'11 190lbs ish, and about 5 years past my glory days and haven't worked out in 3 years.

I think I could definitely take the first 2. I'm not a bully badass, but let's get real we are talking about an 115 lb girl.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71063 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:15 pm to
Maybe Joanna due to the size advantage.

Otherwise UFC fighters have too much tactical training and are in excellent shape.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29761 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:22 pm to
Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth. I have over 100lbs on the first two and nearly 12" of height. would be like me fighting Andre the Giant.

They wouldn't last 1 min.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101390 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
I'm pretty sure my old sack of shite arse would get kicked by any of those.

However, I'm just here to laugh again at the clowns on here who seriously tried to make the case that the flailing rag doll in that second frame could have beat or even so much as lasted 20 seconds with Floyd Mayweather in any type of combat match.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:45 pm to
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No, they can't. If this was the case, we'd have co-ed MMA. We don't, and there's a reason for that. Good grief. Think before you type.


How do you morons get through a day , for real.

Co ed MMA =/= a pro MMA female kicking the shite out of the average male OT poster. What an awful comparison.

That little 5'4" 114 lb female would just dance around most of the average men in this country until they wore down and then commence to picking them apart .

ANYONE who actually has any training in fighting knows the axiom that size only matters if both parties are equally trained. A small trained person can kick the shite out of a large untrained person, even male versus female.

Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15633 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:51 pm to
I got this. Hold my beer
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32426 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:52 pm to
Well you got the moron part right in your name..
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51905 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:53 pm to
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Nope. And neither could probably 85% of the OT beat them either.


Probably 95%
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51905 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

YONE who actually has any training in fighting knows the axiom that size only matters if both parties are equally trained. A small trained person can kick the shite out of a large untrained person, even male versus female.




Quoted for truth.

It cracks up how folks sporting a dad bod think they win a fight by default because they have testosterone in their blood.

It just means it's easier to build muscle. That's pretty much it.

A trained female can still easily match/outmuscle you.
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 10:58 pm
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 11:13 pm to
Hell no. I wouldn't stand a chance.

I'm 5'8", 150, and have never been in a fight (outside of about 10 minutes of messing around with boxing gloves in high school). I'd get my arse kicked.
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 11:21 pm
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13434 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

 there just isn't a substitute for size and strength
Yes there is it's fierceness and is why a woman no matter what size should ever pick a fight with a man.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

Quoted for truth.

It cracks up how folks sporting a dad bod think they win a fight by default because they have testosterone in their blood.

It just means it's easier to build muscle. That's pretty much it.

A trained female can still easily match/outmuscle you.


Well apparently the average OT'er is 6'5 240 lbs and a trained ninja to boot. So we have to factor that in. lol
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