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Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:00 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Gabi Garcia would be tough to handle. She's over 6 feet tall and 245 lbs.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:05 am to Ingeniero
No
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:13 am to Ingeniero
I am 5'1 370lbs, they wouldn't even be able to reach anything vital. I'd go for the Homer Simpson strategy and let them wear themselves out against my tremendous fat reserves.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:19 am to HempHead
It's amazing that anyone thinks any of these women could hang with the average man. We saw all the MMA fanboys assure us that a 135 lb Rousey could whip everyone here - that she trained with and beat men. Then she goes out and gets crushed by another woman. The idea is laughable. They average man would kill these women so fast it would make the fanboys heads spin.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 7:43 am to Gnarkill
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Before my firs deployment, we had predeployment training out at CAX. We were housed next to the MP unit.
Lots of women in that unit (although the men and women slept in separate huts) the women would join us on some of the training. There were always a few of the chicks with daddy issues who would want to try to subdue the biggest guy they could find.
It'd be hilarious. These girls would get so frustrated trying to match someone who could easily overpower them. Even when the guy would just lay on the ground and allow them to get into whichever hold, armbar, leg lock etc; the guy would just laugh for a second and pluck them off like nothing.
This is what female MMA fighters remind me of. Look at it this way; female weightlifters, who train their entire lives, probably couldn't come close to hanging with any of the top 5 men in any gym in America.
So, yes, I think I could absolutely beat the living frick out of any of those women. Now, could I bring myself to do it- probably not. I feel too bad for the inferior sex.
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Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:22 am to Ingeniero
Easily...
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:34 am to Ingeniero
100% without a doubt I could
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:40 am to Ingeniero
Lol, put all 3 of them to sleep or in the hospital!
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:43 am to SoFla Tideroller
quote:Average American man is 5'9", 39" waist, and no to little fighting experience. The average man would not "kill these women so fast it would make the fanboys heads spin."
They average man would kill these women so fast it would make the fanboys heads spin.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:53 am to Ingeniero
This is absolutely ridiculous.
How many of the men on here fight for a living? Zero? How many have had significant training in fighting in the past? A handful?
Unless you've learned how to be truly aggressive and how to handle a kick or fist flying at you, the best you could hope to do is grab a hold of one of these women and try to simply overpower them. And good luck doing that without getting punched or kicked in the face.
I've been in fights in my life but not many. The simple fact that I am not used to being aggressive, that I am not used to having aggression shown toward me, and there women do it for a living and do it extremely well, unless I was Gregor Clegane's size and strength, I think I would have a hard time beating these women up.
One kick to my knee and I'd probably buckle, then get my face smashed in and choked out as I spit my teeth out.
And all these strong arse men on here downvoting because they think all the guys who believe they would lose in a fight to world class fighters are cucks are absolutely full of shite.
There may be some of you who could take getting kicked in the face or knee or ribs, but most of us are overweight, out of shape, fathers who drink too much and haven't seen a fight in person in years, let alone been in one.
Downvote away, but come to grips with your masculinity not being what you think it is. Most of us are pussies.
How many of the men on here fight for a living? Zero? How many have had significant training in fighting in the past? A handful?
Unless you've learned how to be truly aggressive and how to handle a kick or fist flying at you, the best you could hope to do is grab a hold of one of these women and try to simply overpower them. And good luck doing that without getting punched or kicked in the face.
I've been in fights in my life but not many. The simple fact that I am not used to being aggressive, that I am not used to having aggression shown toward me, and there women do it for a living and do it extremely well, unless I was Gregor Clegane's size and strength, I think I would have a hard time beating these women up.
One kick to my knee and I'd probably buckle, then get my face smashed in and choked out as I spit my teeth out.
And all these strong arse men on here downvoting because they think all the guys who believe they would lose in a fight to world class fighters are cucks are absolutely full of shite.
There may be some of you who could take getting kicked in the face or knee or ribs, but most of us are overweight, out of shape, fathers who drink too much and haven't seen a fight in person in years, let alone been in one.
Downvote away, but come to grips with your masculinity not being what you think it is. Most of us are pussies.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 8:55 am to Ingeniero
My family has recently joined an MMA gym since my daughter (8 yo) really seems to enjoy it.
My first class I "grappled" with a woman, a BJJ purple belt, and the instructor, a BJJ black belt for 5 minute rounds. The instructor just messed around and submitted me like 4 times.
The purple belt is a guy that teaches my daughters class is tall but weighs 165 lbs soaking wet so I have a good 40 pounds on him. Granted this a controlled environment and there's no striking but he also handled me with no problem.
The woman was a green belt so she had some experience but not like the UFC women. She also was probably closer to 25 yo and 150 lbs. I had absolutely no trouble passing guard or throwing her off of me. The strength is simply not there even compared to some of the smaller men.
Now I'd never say that in an official match one of these women in UFC couldn't catch someone with an arm bar or submission move. But in a no holes barred fight they would lose to any man over 175 lbs 99 times out of 100.
My first class I "grappled" with a woman, a BJJ purple belt, and the instructor, a BJJ black belt for 5 minute rounds. The instructor just messed around and submitted me like 4 times.
The purple belt is a guy that teaches my daughters class is tall but weighs 165 lbs soaking wet so I have a good 40 pounds on him. Granted this a controlled environment and there's no striking but he also handled me with no problem.
The woman was a green belt so she had some experience but not like the UFC women. She also was probably closer to 25 yo and 150 lbs. I had absolutely no trouble passing guard or throwing her off of me. The strength is simply not there even compared to some of the smaller men.
Now I'd never say that in an official match one of these women in UFC couldn't catch someone with an arm bar or submission move. But in a no holes barred fight they would lose to any man over 175 lbs 99 times out of 100.
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Posted on 9/24/17 at 9:34 am to Ingeniero
No
Posted on 9/24/17 at 9:48 am to Ingeniero
Yep
Posted on 9/24/17 at 9:50 am to Ingeniero
frick no. One of those bitches would kick my arse. Im a lover not a fighter baw.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 9:54 am to Ingeniero
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Right this second
This time on a Sunday morning, good chance she's asleep, or at least pretty drowsy, so yeah I like my chances.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 10:06 am to heypaul
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No, nobody on this board to beat any of those three women. We've had this discussion many times.
Cyborg would put anyone on this board into a casket 100000%
Posted on 9/24/17 at 10:07 am to TheHarahanian
I don't see how anybody thinks this 115 lb chick could hang with a 200 lb dude. The man (even out of shape) is going to be so much stronger than her. If she can throw around a lot of weight for her size what is she squatting 200? Benching maybe 175?
The man wouldn't have to tire out. Even if she got on his back he's going to have enough strength to just throw her off. I respect all the skill and training these women have, but at some point biology is going to take over.
The man wouldn't have to tire out. Even if she got on his back he's going to have enough strength to just throw her off. I respect all the skill and training these women have, but at some point biology is going to take over.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 10:09 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I'm really not ever anticipating cold cocking a sleeping (or awake!) woman.
Posted on 9/24/17 at 10:40 am to Ingeniero
Yes. At my age I CC at all times now.
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