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re: Right this second, do you think you'd beat a women's UFC champion?

Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:59 pm to
Right this second? I mean maybe but I'm on the shitter so it'd be tough.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:00 pm to
For real. I'm not scared of dudes that weigh less than 150lbs..why the frick would I be scared of a woman at the same weight?
Posted by VerlanderBEAST
Member since Dec 2011
18985 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:28 pm to
not this thread again. Against Joanna 99.9% of men here would get tired after 2 minutes of missing punches and then would proceed to get kicked in the body and face with in an inch of their life.

Cyborg or Nunes would choke you out in 30 seconds or less
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:31 pm to
They'd all kick my arse but I'm sure there's guys in here that could take the 115 chick for sure. Cyborg will smash at least 80% of the guys here and that's not including the old and/or fat fricks
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:32 pm to
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I think I could take the first two. Cyborg might check my knuckles, that's a man.


I'm not that far out of my telling Navy Seals that closing time means closing time days and being able to back it up, so yeah I'd kick the shite out of those three women.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22157 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:34 pm to
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Against Joanna 99.9% of men here would get tired after 2 minutes of missing punches and then would proceed to get kicked in the body and face with in an inch of their life.


Why? Just get her on the ground, pin her, and go to pound town (hehe). Really though, a man in decent shape that outweighs her by 70 pounds would handle her with ease.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32520 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:34 pm to
I'm 3 DIPAs in, so I'd say yes.

I'd definitely kick the first one's arse.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:35 pm to
I'd get my arse kicked. I might make it one round with the 115 lb chick, but that would only be possible if I ran around the ring.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:35 pm to
They're girls. The answer should be yes for the majority of men.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:36 pm to
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Before my firs deployment, we had predeployment training out at CAX. We were housed next to the MP unit.

Lots of women in that unit (although the men and women slept in separate huts) the women would join us on some of the training. There were always a few of the chicks with daddy issues who would want to try to subdue the biggest guy they could find.

It'd be hilarious. These girls would get so frustrated trying to match someone who could easily overpower them. Even when the guy would just lay on the ground and allow them to get into whichever hold, armbar, leg lock etc; the guy would just laugh for a second and pluck them off like nothing.

This is what female MMA fighters remind me of. Look at it this way; female weightlifters, who train their entire lives, probably couldn't come close to hanging with any of the top 5 men in any gym in America.

So, yes, I think I could absolutely beat th



Nonsense, I had plenty of female MPs under my command during my career that could beat the shite out of 99% of the soldiers on any given base.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30194 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:40 pm to
Depends I guess.

If the fighter is 5'4 115 lbs, I like my chances.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:45 pm to
I'd say 75% of men 180lbs and up would do just fine as long as they're in decent shape. I can't believe this is a debatable topic.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68464 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:46 pm to
I'm out of shape so probably not

I know I won't be able to out grapple gabi Garcia, she makes cris cyborg look like a lady
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 4:51 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:47 pm to
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Nonsense, I had plenty of female MPs under my command during my career that could beat the shite out of 99% of the soldiers on any given base
That says more about the Army than in does your female soldiers
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38234 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:51 pm to
Any guy who isn't a pussy and is over 150lbs would destroy these chicks
Posted by VerlanderBEAST
Member since Dec 2011
18985 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:53 pm to
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Why? Just get her on the ground, pin her, and go to pound town (hehe). Really though, a man in decent shape that outweighs her by 70 pounds would handle her with ease.
ok great you would gas even faster chasing her for a take down.

Also what is decent shape? Can run a mile in 7 minutes? That probably translates to less than half a round of fighting and against Joanna and the pace she can fight its less than a minute
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:55 pm to
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That says more about the Army than in does your female soldiers


99% of male members of the Army would beat the shite out of 99% of average civilians. That's a fact.

So following the logic the female MPs who could kick their asses would destroy you tough guy.

Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:56 pm to
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99% of male members of the Army would beat the shite out of 99% of average civilians. That's a fact.
heh
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38791 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:57 pm to
Probably end up in some weird hold and cry uncle to not get arm broken
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:58 pm to
Did this generation of men not take basic biology in HS? Has watching so many movies and tv shows depicting women beating up men convinced you it's real life?
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