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Right this second, do you think you'd beat a women's UFC champion?
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:35 pm
No time to train. They call you up and say get off the couch, you're fighting one of the champs tonight.
For reference, the current champions are:
Joanna Jedrzejczyk (115lbs)
Amanda Nunes (135 lbs)
Cris Cyborg (145 lbs)
I think I could take the first two. Cyborg might check my knuckles, that's a man.
For reference, the current champions are:
Joanna Jedrzejczyk (115lbs)
Amanda Nunes (135 lbs)
Cris Cyborg (145 lbs)
I think I could take the first two. Cyborg might check my knuckles, that's a man.
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:37 pm to Ingeniero
As long as I covered up and got into a grappling match. Yes.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:37 pm to Ingeniero
Nope. And neither could probably 85% of the OT beat them either.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:37 pm to Ingeniero
No, nobody on this board to beat any of those three women. We've had this discussion many times.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:39 pm to heypaul
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No, nobody on this board to beat any of those three women. We've had this discussion many times.
Women typically compete at a 14-15 year old male level, so that's definitely false. They'd kick my arse though.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:39 pm to Ingeniero
I dunno, been drinking since 9, so she might have a chance.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:39 pm to Ingeniero
No way.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:39 pm to Ingeniero
Ha! Trick question. I've been told that under no circumstances, absolutely no circumstances, should a man hit a woman.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:41 pm to Ingeniero
Maybe the 115 chick just because she is so small, but definitely not the other two. I'm not a big guy, though. If you've got them by 40 lbs or so I think you could just out strength them.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:45 pm to Ingeniero
I'd be laughing too hard to defend myself.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:49 pm to Ingeniero
I've seen chicks from the back woods and down the bayou that would own any of the pro fighters.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:50 pm to Ingeniero
This is the OT. I'm 6'5" tall and weigh 300 pounds. I could kill those women with my bare hands if I wanted to.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:50 pm to Ingeniero
Prefer nude with full bush. All animal.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:51 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
How tiny a fella are ya?
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:52 pm to LordSnow
nope, i've lost quickness,etc
If she just stood there wanting to trade punches, or wrassle, then possibly.
She would use her agility, and i would be fricked. 44 ain't 22.
If she just stood there wanting to trade punches, or wrassle, then possibly.
She would use her agility, and i would be fricked. 44 ain't 22.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:53 pm to Ingeniero
Would absolutely get my arse whipped. Would not be embarrassed.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:57 pm to Ingeniero
Any of these three women hit any of us from the OT in the stomach or ribs and we are DONE and out for the count. We wouldn’t be able to breathe
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:58 pm to Ingeniero
yes
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:58 pm to Ingeniero
Before my firs deployment, we had predeployment training out at CAX. We were housed next to the MP unit.
Lots of women in that unit (although the men and women slept in separate huts) the women would join us on some of the training. There were always a few of the chicks with daddy issues who would want to try to subdue the biggest guy they could find.
It'd be hilarious. These girls would get so frustrated trying to match someone who could easily overpower them. Even when the guy would just lay on the ground and allow them to get into whichever hold, armbar, leg lock etc; the guy would just laugh for a second and pluck them off like nothing.
This is what female MMA fighters remind me of. Look at it this way; female weightlifters, who train their entire lives, probably couldn't come close to hanging with any of the top 5 men in any gym in America.
So, yes, I think I could absolutely beat the living frick out of any of those women. Now, could I bring myself to do it- probably not. I feel too bad for the inferior sex.
Lots of women in that unit (although the men and women slept in separate huts) the women would join us on some of the training. There were always a few of the chicks with daddy issues who would want to try to subdue the biggest guy they could find.
It'd be hilarious. These girls would get so frustrated trying to match someone who could easily overpower them. Even when the guy would just lay on the ground and allow them to get into whichever hold, armbar, leg lock etc; the guy would just laugh for a second and pluck them off like nothing.
This is what female MMA fighters remind me of. Look at it this way; female weightlifters, who train their entire lives, probably couldn't come close to hanging with any of the top 5 men in any gym in America.
So, yes, I think I could absolutely beat the living frick out of any of those women. Now, could I bring myself to do it- probably not. I feel too bad for the inferior sex.
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