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re: If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?

Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to
LP has a plethora of trailer trash with guns and meth.

AP has a bunch of soccer moms driving oversized SUVs.

5000 pounds of steel >>> guns.

AP wins.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:45 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to
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AP wouldn’t have the stomach for it. They’d fold as soon as they got hit.

Donaldsonville and Gonzales would but St. Amant, Galvez, Sorrento, and Prairieville would still be fricking shite up after the war is over. Kinda like the War of 1812 finally ended after it ended.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
4006 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to
doesn't AP have way more ppl and money?

it might be a war of attrition. sacrifice all the leased qx80's and DSLD homes for the cause and you may have a stalemate vs the poorer, more strategic/ berzerker LP methtigers

eta: the naval battle on the amite would be fricking epic
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:45 pm to
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the naval battle on the amite would be fricking epic

Freds on the River would be lit! And I volunteer to go into enemy territory and protect the best Popeyes in America - Popeyes of Port Vincent. After the war is over, Ascension will be taking over that shite and making Port Vincentians work it for free to pay for the damages. Our children will learn of the great sacrifices and struggles during the Great Battle of Popeyes.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:49 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:46 pm to
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Freds on the River would be lit!



Freds would be the DMZ.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11260 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:47 pm to
LP still has not surrendered from the war of northern aggression. Free State wins easily.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41877 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

LP still has not surrendered from the war of northern aggression

Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:49 pm to
I'm from LP, but moved to AP recently...

Honestly I'd have to say LP

While it seems like they're same trashballs population in each.. These flashy Baws here in AP are soft AF..
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:50 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41877 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:52 pm to
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These flashy Baws here in AP are soft AF..

You're probably in some ritzy high falutin subdivision. Of course you're gonna see nothing but soft AF baws. They've all had their nuts cut off by their cheating wives so they drive huge trucks that wake the frickin dead to over compensate for their lack of testosterone. Thankfully us St. Amant, Sorrento, and Galvez baws are here to save the frickin day for the parish.


You're welcome, Clint Cointment.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:53 pm to
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Message
If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win? by goofball


EBR
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41877 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:54 pm to
Not even mutual destruction between AP and Livingston could save EBR. EBR is fricking fricked forever. But we won't let a single bullet fly into your parish. Y'all gave us JBE -- twice. Y'all don't get to be put out of your misery.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:55 pm to
The LP would SMOKE the AP for lunch...... It would not be close.......
Posted by OleWar
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Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:56 pm to
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Where would the refuges flee to?


quote:


Port Vincent



Port Vincent is key terrain. Whoever gets a bridgehead over the Amite at Port Vincent may not win but they can't lose. Heaviest fighting would start here.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38685 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:57 pm to
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The LP would SMOKE the AP for lunch...... It would not be close.......



Which side will you take up arms against?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204036 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:57 pm to
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Port Vincent is key terrain. Whoever gets a bridgehead over the Amite at Port Vincent may not win but they can't lose. Heaviest fighting would start here.





Agreed...................
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:58 pm to
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Port Vincent is key terrain. Whoever gets a bridgehead over the Amite at Port Vincent may not win but they can't lose. Heaviest fighting would start here.


Bridge controls are on the AP side

Also the launch for their respective Navies are all on the AP side.

LP will have to use the old Val's launch.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 3:00 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41877 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:59 pm to
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The LP would SMOKE the AP for lunch...... It would not be close.......

Your prediction confirms an Ascension win.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204036 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Which side will you take up arms against?



LP...ALL DAY EVERYDAY... We have skunk rats that will come in first and start taking what they want... Then the rest of us will come in and take the rest.....
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101935 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:01 pm to
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The LP would SMOKE the AP for lunch...... It would not be close.......


And the betting line has shifted heavily in AP's favor.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41877 posts
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

start taking what they want... Then the rest of us will come in and take the rest.....

Not here you won't.
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