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re: If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
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New St Bernard Parish
By the time AP and LP get into a shooting war, St Bernard would have formed a meth alliance with Slidell and invaded Mandeville and Covington. Hammond and Ponchatula would come to Covington's aid, but the battle would be lost, threatening Livingston Parish from an advancing rival meth army to their east - and one with experience taking everything on I-12 between Hammond and the Pearl River.
AP has no real threat unless East Baton Rouge forms an alliance with LP - and that would never happen. Everything between Gonzales and Metarie are friendly to AP.
Industrial production and fuel made in East Baton Rouge would go to AP in such a conflict. LP would have to neutralize EBR or ensure they stay out of the conflict. .
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 7:44 pm
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:41 pm to goofball
The makers of Valtrex.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:54 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Where would Rocky & Carlo’s II go?
Obviously in Geismer across from the plants
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:55 pm to goofball
AP/thread
Posted on 1/15/21 at 8:07 pm to dewster
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St Bernard would have formed a meth alliance with Slidell
You’re forgetting about St Bernard’s long standing alliance with the Plaquamine Parish meth baws and the New Orleans East Vietnamese Mollies. We’ve been fighting the filth from NOLA for generations
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 8:57 pm to Bourre
I’m just here to say bravo to the OP. Very fun thread topic. Most fun I’ve had on the OT in a long time.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:02 pm to goofball
LP is real like North Laffy/Opelousas/Carecroe
AP likes to pretend like River Ranch, Youngsville, Broussard, etc.
AP likes to pretend like River Ranch, Youngsville, Broussard, etc.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:05 pm to TDsngumbo
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Ascension eats, sleeps, breathes the good ole boy political system. We fricking invented it and cling to it tight here. It's pathetic and sad and it's why Ascension is still so shitty in some ways.
name one politician from ascension that has mattered in the political scene in the past 50 years? 40 years? 20 years? Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
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LP is real like North Laffy/Opelousas/Carecroe
AP likes to pretend like River Ranch, Youngsville, Broussard, etc.
ehh, Livingston Parish is a NorthLa green boots baw zone trapped in white boot territory.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:15 pm to tgrbaitn08
For the LP to win I don’t think they can invade directly south. Concentrating forces in French Settlement and advancing from there would be a real winning strategy. I know some baws from Colyell and I’m pretty sure they’ve never lost a fight, get those inbreds tweaked up and send them down 22 to wreck house.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:24 pm to dewster
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Invaded Mandeville and Covington
I’m not sure St. Tammany is poised to fight a 2-front war if Hammond falls. Nearly all of our drug induced rage is centered on the forces of Slidell, which may align with the St. Bernard opioid addicts instead of staying loyal to the White Flight Causeway Coalition. The battle of Barley Oak is sure to last less than a minute.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:30 pm to Ronnie
Here in Ascension we’re a classy trash. We like our truck nuts, plant jobs, and extreme non-mortgage debt just as much as LP and we have as many guns as LP does except our truck nuts hang in a garage at night, our plant jobs provide the funds we use to actually pay child support, our mortgages are on permanent homes, and our guns are mostly legal. We don’t go around bragging about how much of a bad arse we are but poke us and just as soon as Fr. Josh is done squeezing a one hour mass into an hour and a half at Holy Rosary we will frick shite up.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:42 pm to Bourre
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Where would Rocky & Carlo’s II go?
Obviously in Geismer across from the plants
Yes!! So smart ....
Not the Tenneco, but Geismar will do!
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:44 pm to TDsngumbo
The LP OTC Travel Ball Regiment is an elite force. Branded with their tribal arm bands and tramp stamps these warriors are very agile able to cover any distance to achieve their goals and obtain the precious ring. I anticipate the will be able to penetrate deep into AP territory and take down the aging King EE who stands upon Pelican Pointe of Burnside.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:47 pm to dewster
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Hammond
I'm not sure if Hammond would come to Covington's aid.
Hammond has been a drug center for years - with plenty of my high school friends involved when they were at Southeastern ... so they may ally with the St. Bernard meth heads.
St. Tammany may have to hold their own, but I'm not sure if the soccer moms can take it.
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Everything between Gonzales and Metarie are friendly to AP.
You are forgetting LaPlace, too. Yikes. That's like little Baton Rouge.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 9:59 pm to TDsngumbo
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Here in Ascension we’re a classy trash. We like our truck nuts, plant jobs, and extreme non-mortgage debt just as much as LP and we have as many guns as LP does except our truck nuts hang in a garage at night, our plant jobs provide the funds we use to actually pay child support, our mortgages are on permanent homes, and our guns are mostly legal. We don’t go around bragging about how much of a bad arse we are but poke us and just as soon as Fr. Josh is done squeezing a one hour mass into an hour and a half at Holy Rosary we will frick shite up.
Aren’t most AP people transplants?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 10:00 pm to tgrbaitn08
The AP holds a tremendous advantage when the boys from Dville roll from across the riva
Posted on 1/15/21 at 10:04 pm to OweO
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down to help us fight West Baton Rouge, Point Coupe
Y’all don’t want that smoke with WBR and PC aka “The Westside Coalition” aka “The Mega Powers”.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 10:10 pm to Modern
I can imagine the sniper fire would be intense back and forth from the million dollar homes lining the Diversion canal.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 10:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Aren’t most AP people transplants
Yes... MOST as being the majority of people who live in AP are transplants, who arrived after Katrina. It's not the same since that whole debacle. It's went to shite, in a hurry.
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