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Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:06 pm to dukke v
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The LP would SMOKE the AP for lunch...... It would not be close.......
AP it is!
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:06 pm to yaboidarrell
The battle of Woodside would be the equivalent of Bunker Hill.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:08 pm to JackaReaux
Canonfire across The Ditch at Hilltop Inn.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:09 pm to goofball
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Which one would St. George side with?
We will remain Neutral
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:11 pm to TDsngumbo
The battles would be rigged. Commissioner JBE would see to that.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:18 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:..
You're probably in some ritzy high falutin subdivision.
I mean I guess so.. Lol
And yeah. That makes sense.. I did mention to the wife the other day we traded backwoods rednecks for desperate houswive suburbanite weirdos for neighbors.. Maybe I just dont like people in general..
I have come to realize that the good ole boy politic game is strong AF here as well...
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:21 pm to HeadSlash
Well you know City of Central would be allied with the LP. I suppose St. Gabriel, would align with Ascension. St. George would remain neutral like Switzerland. I have a feeling St. James would use the opportunity to attack Ascensions south side, and assumption would attack isolated donaldsonville.
I think this would spiral out of control in the region, borders would be redrawn.
I think this would spiral out of control in the region, borders would be redrawn.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:26 pm to Klingler7
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The battles would be rigged. Commissioner JBE would see to that.
Maybe LP and AP can band together and just invade EBR...
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:27 pm to DarkDrifter
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I have come to realize that the good ole boy politic game is strong AF here as well...
Ascension eats, sleeps, breathes the good ole boy political system. We fricking invented it and cling to it tight here. It's pathetic and sad and it's why Ascension is still so shitty in some ways.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:30 pm to DarkDrifter
quote:where isn’t it in Louisiana???
I have come to realize that the good ole boy politic game is strong AF here as well...
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:34 pm to Emteein
St. Gabriel allying with Ascension is a no-brainer.
I think St. James Parish sides with Ascension as well, but Donaldsonville stays back chilling like Robert The Bruce at Falkirk when the rest of Ascension waves the reinforcement flag.
I think St. James Parish sides with Ascension as well, but Donaldsonville stays back chilling like Robert The Bruce at Falkirk when the rest of Ascension waves the reinforcement flag.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:39 pm to DarkDrifter
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Maybe LP and AP can band together and just invade EBR...
But way? I’d rather pool resources to build a wall
Posted on 1/15/21 at 3:57 pm to Bourre
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But way? I’d rather pool resources to build a wall
Is annexing St. George into our newfound Republic of Weirdness an option?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:03 pm to goofball
LP son. LP soldiers would be all meth'd up.
I've heard this before.. Seriously. Someone one told me that the reason everyone in LP is all fricked up is because when that area was still owned by Florida it was a site for a prison and when Louisiana bought it, they let out all the prisoners and they all settled there so its just in their blood in LP..
As I type that out, I realize how ridiculous that sounds...
And the person who told me that probably was just making shite up.
I've heard this before.. Seriously. Someone one told me that the reason everyone in LP is all fricked up is because when that area was still owned by Florida it was a site for a prison and when Louisiana bought it, they let out all the prisoners and they all settled there so its just in their blood in LP..
As I type that out, I realize how ridiculous that sounds...
And the person who told me that probably was just making shite up.Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:06 pm to OweO
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the reason everyone in LP is all fricked up is because when that area was still owned by Florida
Mother fricker, Livingston Parish has finally been explained. How have I not connected these dots before? Livingston is full of Florida Man. It all makes sense now.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:10 pm to OweO
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And the person who told me that probably was just making shite up.
Or on meth
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:11 pm to Emteein
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Or on meth
They were not from Livingston so the odds of that are not as high.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:20 pm to goofball
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If Livingston and Ascension were to fight a war, which would win?
I think it's also fair to take into consideration which one has more Hispanics.
The legal ones will want to align with their new homeland. (and they wont even need guns) Some of the illegal ones will, too, but the Salvadorenos will not necessarily fight alongside the Nicaraguans, or Mexicans alongside Guatemalans, etc, etc. So ... there might be instability from within.
LP may have an advantage on that one ... but not by much.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 4:21 pm to TDsngumbo
St Tammany remains concerned about the AP vs LP uprising. In particular, our leadership is concerned that the Tangipahoa buffer zone may be compromised, leading to lower property values, in the event the 4th regiment at Hammond can’t hold off the LP meth army.
This is a serious risk if should they beat AP and get an inkling for expansion. We also have reason to believe the medicine cabinets of old NOLA retirees and hypochondriac soccer moms with disposable income may be of extreme value to LP forces.
As such, we offer our support to AP in the upcoming battle. Early on there were talks of relocating the combat forces of Bogalusa and the 24th crackhead regiment of Slidell closer to the Western edge of the Parish for defense, but that idea was shut down as there were no volunteers to house these forces.
Instead we offer the following services to AP.
1) Use of the Madisonville 3rd fleet to supplement the AP Navy
2) Use of the transport armada of the Pontchartrain Yacht club
In addition, the 4th Yoga Pants Division of the PAC Center for Neighborhood Intelligence has started to infiltrate the Nextdoor app of various Denham Springs neighborhoods, as an attempt to break apart LP forces from the inside.
We got your back AP
This is a serious risk if should they beat AP and get an inkling for expansion. We also have reason to believe the medicine cabinets of old NOLA retirees and hypochondriac soccer moms with disposable income may be of extreme value to LP forces.
As such, we offer our support to AP in the upcoming battle. Early on there were talks of relocating the combat forces of Bogalusa and the 24th crackhead regiment of Slidell closer to the Western edge of the Parish for defense, but that idea was shut down as there were no volunteers to house these forces.
Instead we offer the following services to AP.
1) Use of the Madisonville 3rd fleet to supplement the AP Navy
2) Use of the transport armada of the Pontchartrain Yacht club
In addition, the 4th Yoga Pants Division of the PAC Center for Neighborhood Intelligence has started to infiltrate the Nextdoor app of various Denham Springs neighborhoods, as an attempt to break apart LP forces from the inside.
We got your back AP
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